then I would be a lot nicer
I would write about real life except it mostly alternates between annoying and confusing (I think you can throw "good" in with "confusing" because I still don't think I know how to enjoy life), so instead I will detail the dream I had the other night.
I dreamt that onthestairs called and wanted me to come over pronto. (In the dream that was possible, unlike real life, where it would involve a four-hour plane ride plus allotted traveling time, of course.) When I arrived, she was hanging out with some cool rock and roll dude she said was her stepdad, as well as potatomistress and gruyere. She demanded I drink this wine she had recently purchased, which surprised me, because she's not really a wine girl.
"But, Ames, it's SEMISONIC WINE. You HAVE to!"
So I took a sip. While drinking it, you could clearly hear "Closing Time" playing. Also, it had a delicious velvety chocolate flavor. I wish I had some Semisonic wine right now!
Her stepdad could do this magical thing with magical engravings upon the bottle, which was why he was hanging around. We complimented whatever he'd engraved on it, and he said, "That's nothing! I could put ANYTHING on one of these! Even Gershwin! Or Piaf! But it would COST YOU."
So gruyere opened up his wallet and covered the cost, just because none of us could then live without a wine bottle engraved with the images of George Gershwin and Edith Piaf.
Also, I wonder if one could buy different kinds of musical wine... or if this was purely a Semisonic thing.
I dreamt that onthestairs called and wanted me to come over pronto. (In the dream that was possible, unlike real life, where it would involve a four-hour plane ride plus allotted traveling time, of course.) When I arrived, she was hanging out with some cool rock and roll dude she said was her stepdad, as well as potatomistress and gruyere. She demanded I drink this wine she had recently purchased, which surprised me, because she's not really a wine girl.
"But, Ames, it's SEMISONIC WINE. You HAVE to!"
So I took a sip. While drinking it, you could clearly hear "Closing Time" playing. Also, it had a delicious velvety chocolate flavor. I wish I had some Semisonic wine right now!
Her stepdad could do this magical thing with magical engravings upon the bottle, which was why he was hanging around. We complimented whatever he'd engraved on it, and he said, "That's nothing! I could put ANYTHING on one of these! Even Gershwin! Or Piaf! But it would COST YOU."
So gruyere opened up his wallet and covered the cost, just because none of us could then live without a wine bottle engraved with the images of George Gershwin and Edith Piaf.
Also, I wonder if one could buy different kinds of musical wine... or if this was purely a Semisonic thing.