Nomikrons and You ~ a harmonious exhistance

Jan 16, 2006 15:45

Through out the course of time, humans have tried to understand the behaviour of the venerable "nomikron". Up to this point, we have been unsuccessful. However within the last several years, the study of Nomikron's (nomikronology) has skyrocketed. When the first homosapians arrived, they were met with fierce compition from these hair-covered mammels. while considerably larger then the Nomikron, these first humans were lacking the defence mechanisms to ward off nomicron, the only real defence was to run away. Since the Nomicron was a "bigger-boned" animal, its speed was somthing to be desired. But as nature has taught us, that in survival of the fittest, the nomikron was awarded with razor sharp teeth, the flexibilty of a slinky, a thunderous bell that was sure to paralize its victems with fear, and a abnormally small crainal cavity, that was a discovered link to the Nomikrons sure lack of intelligence, thus making this pint-size killer fearless and ensuring its place as one of the most feared creatures known to man.
As history progressed, humans began to predict the movements of nomikron herds, thus encounters became less frequent. The nomikrons and homo-sapians began to live in peace together, and almost became harmonious. Since the nomikron had no known predators, its numbers swelled and attacks became more frequent, but as the bronze and iron age progressed humans began to develop defences and ensuring that no more castistrophic attacks on villages from nomikrons would ever happin again. Weilding a primitive brain and relying only on its killer instinct, the Nomikrons were no match for a fully developed human race. The world began to populate and the Ice ages hit. Nomikrons were now becomming a source of food, rather then an animal to be shunned. tribes appeared worshiping this creature, with its inhabitants praying to the gods for its strengh and power. This continued for thousands of years, yet still feared and respected, the nomikron was on a downward path for dominance. The age of the romans came along and nomikrons were becomming trained for war. Humans were looking into methods to use these creatures for their own good, deadly beasts were trained once again to kill humans, but not in nature, but on the field of battle. The times of jesus presented them itself and its even mentioned in the bible that a pack of nomikrons wandered into his path one day, he spoke the words of god and the nomikrons bowed and let him pass. The greatest turn of events were the middle ages, Nomikrons were begining to be seen in local homes, people considered them pets. However only the very weathy could afford a properly trained nomikron, so these beasts were considered a symbol of status. But occasional attackts still occured. Time progressed over the next several hundred years, great leaders seemed to always have their nomikrons at their sides, Napoleon was said to have owned dozens of them. Even the president james madison owned a nomikron. A folk-lore legend said that the reason Robert E. Lee surrended to Grant was not becasue the south was beaten, but because grant owned a nomikron, and that fighting spirt from the nomikron was instilled in the general grant, fearless. Theodore Roosevelt owned 2 that the later claimed that the "nomikron party" was going to be his ticket name, rather then bull moose. Several other insiprational leaders Stalin, the Iatolla colmani, even mother theresea owned various nomikron. She claimed that it was gods will. As we can see that the Nomikron has become a house hold name, while it should no longer be considered a threat as long as its treated with respect, the inborn genetic struture of its primary attack method "bitey" has always been around, ever since the dawn of its exhistance, and to this day, traces of this can still be seen in its everyday activites. Overall, the nomikron has evolved into a more docile role as apposed to its predicessors. And if you are considering getting a nomikron, make sure you take the nessicary precautions. nomikrons can be fun and loving pets, just as long as they are treated with respect. If you have any furthur questions reguarding nomikrons, please leave a message and I will respond. Thankyou

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