Song 001 ☂ [video/action]

[sweatysweaty]

[As you spy the person filming today's latest entry of New Arrivals Weekly, you will probably be noticing one or two things:

1. They're in the trees outside of Mahogany Town. No, they've already evacuated the Rocket Base for... whatever reason they may (or may not) have, and no, they're not on the ground among the trees... this person is

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[masomaso]

[hi johto network what's going on with you toda...y...]

[video]

[masomaso]

[... that's--]

[video]

[masomaso]

[IT IS.]

[video]

[masomaso]

[... but why is she in a tree?]

[video]

[biteisbigger]

[ this may be the quietest thread ever.

Because Kisa REALLY HAS NO WORDS FOR THIS. ]

[video]

[sweatysweaty]

[... Oh, okay. They let little kids have these things too.

That's... totally helpful information. Sure.

Otherwise, though, she's assuming the kid is planning on saying something, so she'll just watch from behind her mask here.]

[video]

[biteisbigger]

[ ... not for awhile. She appears to still be trying to figure out what that thing is.

It reminds her of a Mogeta villain... ]

[video]

[sweatysweaty]

[... a... a what now...

The clown thing, as if trying to prompt a reaction to go off of, tilts its head. Not really used to kids aside from... No just not really used to kids, or quiet people.]

video; i am so sorry for this.

[usedwindything]

[There is a harlequin on his video feed.]

[There is.]

[A motherfucking harlequin.]

[On his video feed.]

[John is not okay with this. So very not okay with this and why is this a thing and why is it staring at him and AUGH.]

[God, does he hate harlequins. Clowns. Whatever.]

video;

[sweatysweaty]

[Soma can tell what the expression on his face means, though she's attributing that to the fact that she's a well known mass murderer more than her costume might be creepy, so she just tilts her head from inside and lets out a deep--]

Something wrong?

video;

[usedwindything]

[Oh god it talks. So does that mean it's actually a person? Inexplicably dressed as a fanciful jester? Or is it just a giant sentient harlequin figure like the ones his father adorned their entire house with? Knowing Johto, he wouldn't be surprised if it were the latter.]

[Either way, he wasn't expecting an answer and he's a little caught off guard by her voice.]

Ah...um. Not really wrong, no.

video;

[sweatysweaty]

...

[She raises an eyebrow - not that John could possibly know that - and finally decides to tilt her head, as if to lead him onwards.]

[Video]

[youhavemybat]

Uwaaaah?! Is that a new Pokemon?! I should take out the Pokedex and check it out!

[Video]

[sweatysweaty]

[w...what the hell--

Well, uh, she'll watch him do that then.]

[Video]

[youhavemybat]

[Taking it out and pointing it at the screen and it will say "No information found."]

... EH?! No way... Could this mean that I've discovered a new one!?

[Video]

[sweatysweaty]

[She tilts her head. And what are you going to do about it, she seemingly asks?]

[video]

[bakaitoukid]

[... jiiiiiiii-ing in return]

Good thing I don't have a phobia of clowns.

[video]

[sweatysweaty]

[Silent... Then, well, maybe speaking will get her more out of this one. Could be a manly girl or a feminine man.]

And if you did?

[video]

[bakaitoukid]

Then I wouldn't be talking to you right now, would I?

[jiiiiii....]

[video]

[sweatysweaty]

There's a lot more to be scared of out there than clowns.