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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I bought porn for weret_hekau (10 points). In February I bought porn for thenodrin (-10 points). Last Sunday I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Wednesday I gave monicat a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Tuesday I put money in timstearns2's expired parking meter (14 points).
Overall, I've been nice (764 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!
Sincerely,
sweatyhurricane