smarties retaliated on smarmy marmy and now smarmy marmy isn't so marmy
Turtledove, this is spacebar.
Last night an Algonquin round-table was held to
discuss the beaver question. We should have
expected them to play divide and conquer with the
trees. What they don't think we think we know, or
we think anyways, is that those with the power to
destroy a thing are the ones with power over it. I
suggest you become a go-between for us here at
Central and the trees. Let them think that we are
out of control and will stop at nothing, including
not putting out our campfires and dropping lighted
cigarettes.
I'm sending a photoshopped copy of your ass made
to look like Richard Nixon. This should be enough
to turn the tables on dose wascawy beavers.
I've done recon in all the bathrooms in Central.
Our cryptography team is in the process of calling
all the phone numbers found to confirm that they
really do only want to give blowjobs. The mole tip
hasn't panned out yet, but on the upside I've got
chapped lips for the first time since my wife
decided that kissing is gross.
spacebar over the rainbow.
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ATTENTION SPACEBAR! turtledove here.
Drastic occurrence has occurred! The beavers have
unexpectedly attacked the Chinese. There are heads on
poles stuffed with alarm clocks that can be heard and
smelt into the night. The fetuses are crying from jars
suspended from the trees who won't turn to the beaver
side. It's total anarchy, spacebar. They've also
completely taken out the reindeer. I repeat the
beavers have slaughtered the reindeer and are working
through the Chinese. Please respond. What are your
orders?!
turtledove out.
p.s.- i find that the tube of medicated blistex works
wonders for horribly chapped lips.
also, the rash is subsiding.
Last night an Algonquin round-table was held to
discuss the beaver question. We should have
expected them to play divide and conquer with the
trees. What they don't think we think we know, or
we think anyways, is that those with the power to
destroy a thing are the ones with power over it. I
suggest you become a go-between for us here at
Central and the trees. Let them think that we are
out of control and will stop at nothing, including
not putting out our campfires and dropping lighted
cigarettes.
I'm sending a photoshopped copy of your ass made
to look like Richard Nixon. This should be enough
to turn the tables on dose wascawy beavers.
I've done recon in all the bathrooms in Central.
Our cryptography team is in the process of calling
all the phone numbers found to confirm that they
really do only want to give blowjobs. The mole tip
hasn't panned out yet, but on the upside I've got
chapped lips for the first time since my wife
decided that kissing is gross.
spacebar over the rainbow.
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ATTENTION SPACEBAR! turtledove here.
Drastic occurrence has occurred! The beavers have
unexpectedly attacked the Chinese. There are heads on
poles stuffed with alarm clocks that can be heard and
smelt into the night. The fetuses are crying from jars
suspended from the trees who won't turn to the beaver
side. It's total anarchy, spacebar. They've also
completely taken out the reindeer. I repeat the
beavers have slaughtered the reindeer and are working
through the Chinese. Please respond. What are your
orders?!
turtledove out.
p.s.- i find that the tube of medicated blistex works
wonders for horribly chapped lips.
also, the rash is subsiding.