Getting together with me application procedure
As to someone's (ehmm Maggie) request, I am now making my protocol for getting together with me tons more difficult. Here is the new way that you must get in touch with me.
1) You must first apply here by answering a few simple questions that are as followed:
a) How long have we been friends?
b) How close of friends are we?
c) If you could describe me in one wonderful, fantastic, super word what would it be?
d) How much do you love me?
(do you see a pattern here ;-))
e) Did you miss me this year?
f) Are you prepared to sing your lungs out with me? And what will we be singing?
and finally the all important question
g) What are we going to do?
2) Next after your survey has been filed you will receive a phone number that you must call to see if and when I am available.
3) If you are given the go ahead to talk to me you must proceed quickly to reach me or leave the time that you are planning to call me. Hey I'm not a total bitch I will try to be around to get your call ;-)
4) Then you will give my personal number a call which will be given to you and we will figure out our plans from there.
However...
If you this procedure is not followed to the T you must call me immediately and beg for forgiveness and if the crime was heinous enough you might just have to write a 1000 word essay on why I should forgive you.
hehe ok how was that Mags?
1) You must first apply here by answering a few simple questions that are as followed:
a) How long have we been friends?
b) How close of friends are we?
c) If you could describe me in one wonderful, fantastic, super word what would it be?
d) How much do you love me?
(do you see a pattern here ;-))
e) Did you miss me this year?
f) Are you prepared to sing your lungs out with me? And what will we be singing?
and finally the all important question
g) What are we going to do?
2) Next after your survey has been filed you will receive a phone number that you must call to see if and when I am available.
3) If you are given the go ahead to talk to me you must proceed quickly to reach me or leave the time that you are planning to call me. Hey I'm not a total bitch I will try to be around to get your call ;-)
4) Then you will give my personal number a call which will be given to you and we will figure out our plans from there.
However...
If you this procedure is not followed to the T you must call me immediately and beg for forgiveness and if the crime was heinous enough you might just have to write a 1000 word essay on why I should forgive you.
hehe ok how was that Mags?