texts from last night, this morning, and now (tu)

[swear_jar]

(We are the people who brought you guys FOB note-fic, so this shouldn't too much of a surprise, here).

Title: Texts From Last Night, This Morning, And Now
Authors: swear_jar & apiphile
Fandom: The Used
Word Count: 1, 077.
Rating: Uuuhhh. Fuck off?
Pairing: The Used (yes, I am aware this is the pairings line).
Disclaimer: I'm not even sure they don't do this.
Notes

Comments

[xstunt_pilots]

That is so genius. xD love it.

[swear_jar]

Thank you! :D.

[stratospherique]

GENIUS.

Or very clever thievery, and you have somehow gained access to their phones because this is PERFECT.

[apiphile]

Do you have ANY idea how hard it is to type like that?

[stratospherique]

Yeah, and that only adds to my undying love for you and swear-jar

[utterlystrange]

Ahahahaha.

And AAAAAAAAAAA. 801 is my area code! o____________0

[apiphile]

WELL AT LEAST ONE OF THEM IS FROM OREM. :P And it's not your area code for much longer now, is it? Ms. NY.

[utterlystrange]

NOPE. WHEEEHEEEEEE TWO MORE DAYS, MOTHERFUCKERS FROM UTAH, TWO MORE DAYS.

I know where Orem is. ;____; I'VE BEEN THERE.

Man, I'm going to be so lost without the mountains here. I only know north south east and west because of them. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrgh.

[strangecreature]

I suspect 'nawwwwww' is probably the wrong response! And yet! nawww! Some of these could've been right off that website... Despite the fact that I always read text-speak with a robot-type accent (I don't know, I don't know!), this was still entirely giggle-worthy.

i am not too drunk, im just 2 awesom to walk

X-D *steals*

[swear_jar]

... Nawwwwww wasn't like, the intended response? But apiphile and I both agreed this was ridiculously cute when we read it back. Whoops? The Used's adorable cannot be contained.

X-D *steals*

I know, right, I'm stealing that one too (... er, that line wasn't mine, obviously, heh).

[girlneedsagun]

Ahahahah this is amazing =D

[swear_jar]

Glad you think so! :D