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[willkickass]

GUYS I DO NOT WANT TO SOUND DRAMATIC.

BUT HAS ANYONE SEEN ANAKIN? THE ASTHMATIC MACHINE ONE? I CANNOT FIND HIM. I WILL BLAME OBI-WAN KENOBI FOR THIS.

D:

not that i care okay gosh.

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[secretsidious]

Well, this is most... illuminating.

[willkickass]

holy kriffing shavi---

Uh. Hello, milord.

[secretsidious]

Hello.

And you are...?

[willkickass]

OHTHANKTHEGODS.

nevermiiiiind!!

[secretsidious]

Hmm.

How very odd.

[willkickass]

WHATEVER THE BIG WHITE SUIT GUYS SAYS ABOUT ISN'T TRUE.

Unless it's nice things. :(

Uhm. I kinda work for you in the future is all. :/

[secretsidious]

Ah, I see.

Well, I suppose you could prove quite useful after all.

[yup_whitesuit]

ABSOLUTELY NOT

SHE IS ONE OF MINE, YOU CANNOT HURT HER ANY MORE.

[willkickass]

...:(

Thank you, Anakin.

But he can control meeee.

[yup_whitesuit]

NO ONE WILL BE MADE A SLAVE WHILE I STILL DRAW BREATH

[yup_whitesuit]

YOU CANNOT HAVE ANY OF THESE CHILDREN, DO YOU HEAR ME?

YOU WILL CORRUPT THEIR PURE SOULS OVER MY COLD, DISASSEMBLED CORPSE

[secretsidious]

I'm quite sure I have no idea who you are. Now leave me alone before I involve the authorities.

though omg you do feel rather familiar somehow in the Force

[yup_whitesuit]

DO YOU KNOW WHO THE AUTHORITY HERE IS?

I AM

I WILL HOLD YOUR WARM, STILL-BEATING HEART IN MY HANDS BEFORE THE DAY HAS ENDED, I SWEAR IT TO YOU.

[secretsidious]

I assure you that I am neither intimidated nor impressed by your unfiltered bravado.

Now kindly remove yourself from my path or you will regret it.

[yup_whitesuit]

I could not regret anything more than I regret willing selling my soul to you.

Let us see who the master is now, Darth Sidious

[secretsidious]

...

[PRIVATE]

Ah, so it is you, only from the future.

You no doubt proved to be an immense failure, being so reduced, as it were. Pity. But not entirely surprising given your youthful arrogance.