I went a whole twenty minutes without him, give me a break

Oct 25, 2008 15:19

This tapcaf is now under the command of the Empir---

The Imperial---

The New Republic Force will I never break that habit that is a terrible name anyways

Also, Jade, you are going to be court-martialed into oblivion for this prank of yours.

jaina solo (14), mara jade skywalker, ben skywalker, mara jade, padme naberrie (young), anakin skywalker (redeemed)

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a_jaded_world October 25 2008, 20:23:47 UTC
...there are so many things wrong with this, I don't even know where I should start.

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yup_whitesuit October 25 2008, 20:24:32 UTC
You should have thought of that before you trapped me in a tapcaf.

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a_jaded_world October 25 2008, 20:26:25 UTC
Let's start with the two obvious things, then. First, you can't boss me around for a couple of reasons. One of which brings me to point two: you're dead.

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yup_whitesuit October 25 2008, 20:30:00 UTC
Not as dead as you will be when I choke the life out of you for impersonating Padme

You are worse than the Emperor!

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stticks October 25 2008, 20:24:21 UTC
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

You imposters are too funny.

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yup_whitesuit October 25 2008, 20:25:07 UTC
I fail to see what is amusing, youngling

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stticks October 25 2008, 20:27:49 UTC
Let me guess.

You're some loser-ish guy who weighs... man, IDK, 400, maybe 500 pounds? And you're from a really backwater planet, maybe even worse than Tatooine. For fun, you like dressing up as Darth Vader or any of my other family members.

LOL. Am I close?

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yup_whitesuit October 25 2008, 20:30:35 UTC
That weight is from muscle and durasteel, you insolent

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birthalegacy October 25 2008, 20:25:06 UTC
It's been happening to everyone all day.

It's easier if you just take some slow breaths and have a juice. Do you have a favorite?

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yup_whitesuit October 25 2008, 20:25:40 UTC
What

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birthalegacy October 25 2008, 20:26:39 UTC
Juice? Do you have a favorite flavor?

I'm Padme.

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yup_whitesuit October 25 2008, 20:29:05 UTC
...

WHAT

YOU----

I---

WHAT

...

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE!

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spiesareastral October 25 2008, 20:28:04 UTC
Uh, it's the Galactic Alliance now. Duh.

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yup_whitesuit October 25 2008, 20:32:10 UTC
What!

They cannot change the name without telling me!

I will not be shunned like a Quarren at a Nautolan gathering!

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spiesareastral October 25 2008, 20:35:27 UTC
Whatever.

Maybe it's your outfit. What are you, some lame rip-off of my grandfather who couldn't afford any black paint? No one likes a cheapskate.

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yup_whitesuit October 25 2008, 20:39:55 UTC
Does no one remember the sacrifices I made in order to be reunited with my son and---

WHAT

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willkickass October 25 2008, 20:58:01 UTC
EUUUUUUUUUUUGH KRIFF YOOOOOOOOOOOU

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yup_whitesuit October 25 2008, 20:59:38 UTC
JADE!

But, wait--

You were--

And now you are--

...

JADE I AM GOING TO KILL YOU

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willkickass October 25 2008, 21:00:22 UTC
IF YOU CAN FIND ME.

AND I'LL HEAR YOU COMING. MR. LOUDSUIT.

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yup_whitesuit October 25 2008, 21:02:35 UTC
I am a veteran of the Clone Wars, how dare you clone yourself and mock me for my injuries twice over!

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