Let's start with the two obvious things, then. First, you can't boss me around for a couple of reasons. One of which brings me to point two: you're dead.
You're some loser-ish guy who weighs... man, IDK, 400, maybe 500 pounds? And you're from a really backwater planet, maybe even worse than Tatooine. For fun, you like dressing up as Darth Vader or any of my other family members.
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You are worse than the Emperor!
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You imposters are too funny.
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You're some loser-ish guy who weighs... man, IDK, 400, maybe 500 pounds? And you're from a really backwater planet, maybe even worse than Tatooine. For fun, you like dressing up as Darth Vader or any of my other family members.
LOL. Am I close?
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SD;LIHASGOIYHU PIJT OWPHRE;KLLRAKAGLGFASFGLK
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It's easier if you just take some slow breaths and have a juice. Do you have a favorite?
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I'm Padme.
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WHAT
YOU----
I---
WHAT
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JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE!
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They cannot change the name without telling me!
I will not be shunned like a Quarren at a Nautolan gathering!
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Maybe it's your outfit. What are you, some lame rip-off of my grandfather who couldn't afford any black paint? No one likes a cheapskate.
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WHAT
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But, wait--
You were--
And now you are--
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JADE I AM GOING TO KILL YOU
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AND I'LL HEAR YOU COMING. MR. LOUDSUIT.
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