mice-ka-bob
i think i am updating now. generally i will find myself with a half-desire to update, but upon appproaching a computer (or this site, in particular), i am tired. considering that i arose at nearly two o' clock today, i am pretty alright. in addition, i am stranded at college with a lazy-waste car; i want to go home.
ok. so let's see... well i thought about some cool things once. a few weeks back while walking to my car (at svsu, probably ten or so at night), i shadily performed. i thought it funny, and at the time, rather entertaining. i am somewhat interested as to whether they have been attempted (other than by myself, obviously. ha.).
1)you know when you're walking and someone, nearby, is talking on their cell-phone? preferrably, they are walking behind you. well, i decided it would be funny to pretend they are crazy. rather than accepting that they're speaking to someone else, i really find it better to imagine them, all crazy-like, talking to them self (or perhaps, an imaginary friend). it's funny, because... they're being all crazy and stuff, and they don't even think you realize. i mean, you're walking right in front of them! don't they know how stupid i think they are?! fun 'tis.
2)conversely, you will often walk behind someone. when you're walking to the same parking lot, the same billion miles away, it is sometimes a little awkward. even moreso, this tends to be relevant when late in the evening. well, on this particular night, i happened to be following a girl (a girl from one of my last-semester classes). in this scenario, i became the crazy one. though i didn't get in the mindset, i realized the ease of such. i pretended (pat) to be stalking the girl. she probably assumed i was walking to my car.... but i wasn't. in fact, i didn't even have a car. the only mission i had was in stalking, and possibly killing, this girl that i knew from the prior semester. she probably thought, "hmmm... must be a coincidence that that shady-kid is behind me." oh no my dear girl; i've had my eye on you.
so... i really did think of those things (both, actually, on the same walk to my car). it was fun, i thought.
and... james is out of class now. i think we're going to try jumping my car; not with a motorcycle, you crazy crazy jason keef. oh, and don't you EVER trick me again. i've had quite enough of your "disney" lesbian porn. yeah... jason forced me to watch lesbian porn. i was all like, "i don't even like girls", but he just kept force-feedin'. what a horrible, horrible, horror is the jason i once trusted.
ok. so let's see... well i thought about some cool things once. a few weeks back while walking to my car (at svsu, probably ten or so at night), i shadily performed. i thought it funny, and at the time, rather entertaining. i am somewhat interested as to whether they have been attempted (other than by myself, obviously. ha.).
1)you know when you're walking and someone, nearby, is talking on their cell-phone? preferrably, they are walking behind you. well, i decided it would be funny to pretend they are crazy. rather than accepting that they're speaking to someone else, i really find it better to imagine them, all crazy-like, talking to them self (or perhaps, an imaginary friend). it's funny, because... they're being all crazy and stuff, and they don't even think you realize. i mean, you're walking right in front of them! don't they know how stupid i think they are?! fun 'tis.
2)conversely, you will often walk behind someone. when you're walking to the same parking lot, the same billion miles away, it is sometimes a little awkward. even moreso, this tends to be relevant when late in the evening. well, on this particular night, i happened to be following a girl (a girl from one of my last-semester classes). in this scenario, i became the crazy one. though i didn't get in the mindset, i realized the ease of such. i pretended (pat) to be stalking the girl. she probably assumed i was walking to my car.... but i wasn't. in fact, i didn't even have a car. the only mission i had was in stalking, and possibly killing, this girl that i knew from the prior semester. she probably thought, "hmmm... must be a coincidence that that shady-kid is behind me." oh no my dear girl; i've had my eye on you.
so... i really did think of those things (both, actually, on the same walk to my car). it was fun, i thought.
and... james is out of class now. i think we're going to try jumping my car; not with a motorcycle, you crazy crazy jason keef. oh, and don't you EVER trick me again. i've had quite enough of your "disney" lesbian porn. yeah... jason forced me to watch lesbian porn. i was all like, "i don't even like girls", but he just kept force-feedin'. what a horrible, horrible, horror is the jason i once trusted.