because there's nothing else to do

[swaymyway]

Copy and paste, put an [x] to the ones you have never done, [ ] if you have! at the end, add one of your own!

[ ] I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
[x] I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
[ ] I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
[ ] I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
[x] I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
[ ] I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
[ ] I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
[ ] I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
[x] I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
[X] I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
[ ] I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
[x] I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
[ ] I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
[x] I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
[ ] I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
[ ] I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
[ ] I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
[x] I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
[ ] I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
[x] I NEVER HAVE PURPOSELY SET A PART OF MYSELF ON FIRE
[ ] I NEVER HAVE BEEN HAPPY WITH MYSELF
[x] I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN A COMMITTED/SERIOUS/LOVING RELATIONSHIP.
[ ] I NEVER HAD SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTOOD WHAT I WAS GOING THROUGH.
[ ] I HAVE NEVER PISSED IN THE SHOWER. DON'T LIE!
[x] I HAVE NEVER TAKEN A CRAP IN THE SHOWER. AGAIN, DON'T LIE!
[x] I HAVE NEVER SNIFFED FLOWER UP MY NOSE.
[ ] I HAVE NEVER STAYED UP ALL NIGHT THINKING ABOUT SOMEONE
[x] I HAVE NEVER DOUBTED GOD'S EXISTENCE
[ ] I HAVE NEVER SENT A CELEBRITY A FAN LETTER.