shake that ass for me...

[swavey3232]

mmm... thank god finals are over. today we had regular classes.it was the longest and worst day ive had in a long time. I felt so sick all day and then went to work. At work it was kind of interesting... hahaha some guys came through and i had asked them if they wanted any sauces... they said no. but then when they pulled around to the first window the guy says "what kinda sauce do you have?" and i go to read them and he stops me and say "oh, they have other sauces than just you?" and im like "oh, HA..." lol it was kinda wierd... then there was another guy....i was taking his money and we like groped my fingers...lol hard to explain but then he did the samething to cate... it was just a little wierd but working put me in a better mood somehow.... go figure. I then called my parents to get me cuz they're fucking paranoid thinking someones going to kidnap me when i walk down MY street to get home. So i called and i was just going to say fuck it cuz i was almost home. I called a couple of times cuz i knew i would be bitched at if i didnt call. no one answered so i got home and my dad started to yell at me saying that i shouldve left a message...umm obviously im going to think that if no one picks up the phone then no ones home. Anyway there wasnt a car home so he wouldnt of been able to pick me up AND it's his responsibility to answer the phone, especially when all his kids are out. Like what kinda of parent would sit there in the next room while the phone rang a million times? What if something happened to their kids and the kids didnt want to rely on leaving a message. I mean come on...i'm going to give you a what if example....even though mcdonalds is right down the street, what if i was walking home and the crazy drug guy that lives in the drug house that's given me problems before started to chase me down the street? I know you all are thinking well, wouldnt you call the police first? well, i think i would call my dad expecting him to pick up tell him whats going on and i know if he knew he would be down the street with the gun...even though its just a b-b gun shooting at the guy. I know that he would be there before the police....but he's stupid and wouldn't answer the phone. So i would be running down the street trying to get ahold of him and i would just be leaving a message that he wouldnt understand and would think its just a joke, and i wouldnt come home that night and my parents would think i just ran away cuz i hate them... but the next day they find out that i was brutally murdered by the crack head coke sniffer that drinks himself into a coma every day......JUST BECAUSE MY DAMN FATHER WOULDN'T ANSWER THE FUCKING PHONE. ok then.... i needed nourishment when i came home... so we had nothing else besides left overs... so i heated up my dinner and ate it, put my plate and fork into the dishwasher and went upstairs...all after fighting with my dad cuz i didnt leave a message cuz hes gay... then a little while later i hear him yelling.....

DEAR BITCH (meaning me of course cuz i'm the horrible devil kid that no one likes living in this fucking house....goddamn it! no wonder why i think no one here likes me!)
Thanks for washing your plate....

Love, daddy

then he expects me to be all sweet and nice to him? I think fucking not. then my mom doesnt give a flying fat fuck. I've had a fucking awful day.

sorry for complaining, but i just needed to get that out... hopefully the story entertained you... that'll make me happy. i think i should write fairy tales for kids dont you??? I think i do a good job at happy endings...

P.S- dad, thanks, i love being called a bitch every day of my life...maybe that's why i am one to you... you've lead me to belive it....thank you