sick as a porno flick yet gold as precious laughter
Every time I listen to Blues Traveler I wish I could play the harmonica. But then something else comes on and the feeling passes.
I think “Pissing Contest” would be an awesome name for a punk band.
If you’re Demi Moore, how do you handle Ashton Kutcher’s commercials where he’s hawking those digital cameras? In everyone single one, he’s getting eye fucked by women half her age. Although I suppose a commercial where he flirts with 50 year old women would be a tad unsettling. It’s bad enough we have tom see him do it in public and for real.
I think the most important tracks on an album are the first and last. One gets your attention and the other needs to provide closure while making you want more. Think about it. What other song besides “Welcome to the Jungle” could have opened Appetite for Destruction ? And is there a more perfect closing to Weezer’s Blue Album than “Only In Dreams”?
So I’m trying to figure out what the best opening tracks of all time are and what the best closing tracks of all time are. Suggestions are welcomed. Expect several thousand words written on this subject in the near future.
I think if Brett Favre plays for the Vikings this season, the whole letting his “un-retirement” thing goes out the window.
I think everyone responsible for the current Moeghan Sun television ad campaign needs to be dragged into the street, beaten without mercy and shot.
I think I’m grateful as all hell that Fall Out Boy isn’t opening the New Jersey dates of the Blink 182 reunion tour. I honestly don’t know if I could have taken that.
I think NBC made a mistake cancelling "My Name is Earl". Hopefully it'll get picked up by another network.
I think I know why the Brewers blow it every year: We have no players on the juice. It’s hard to stay healthy and not get worn down over a 162 game season. If our guys were roided up, maybe we could make a run for the division instead of our current plan of falling apart every July.
I think Adam Carolla has the best podcast out there right now. He works much better as a podcast with no censorship or commercials than as a morning radio host. Check him out.
I think that the season finale of SNL proved that Will Farrell still has it. The Goodnight Saigon skit was way better than it had any right to be.
-jb