Comments | swartho: quick update.

swartho

quick update.

Aug 14, 2004 22:34

So… Summer semester is over as of Friday, yay! I’ve got a whole 2 weeks off! Also, I beat La Pucelle, finally, and am going to Ren Faire tomorrow, go me!

In other news, I have successfully dated an actual girl! We shot some pool, and now I’ve ended up with her houseplants, as she goes to Montana for 2 weeks… updates forthcoming!

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puppysnuff August 15 2004, 07:46:17 UTC

Wow! You mean an actual, honest to god, real, three dimentional woman? That's really rare around here.

swartho August 15 2004, 07:58:11 UTC

Yeah, I poked her with a fork, and she didn't fly around the room and out the window at all!

ceolyn August 15 2004, 09:00:24 UTC

Wow you mean a real woman rather than one with marrionett strings trying to pass her self of as real. I hear that always back fires, as soon as she lies her boobs shrink and her nose grows. But on the up side if she has a fairy god mother she has a chance to become a real girl later on in life.

swartho August 15 2004, 18:27:48 UTC

I didn't know boob shrinkage was part of the deal, lame! In other news, how do you know when a bonsai plant is dead? ...no reason

shardavarius August 15 2004, 21:47:51 UTC

A skeletal bonsai plant in a black robe with ominous looking hedge-trimmers is seem in the vicinity.

swartho August 16 2004, 11:25:43 UTC

No!
You don't mean the dreaded Grim Trimmer?!

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sweetmegumi August 16 2004, 09:57:46 UTC

^_^ I'm so proud of you!
(on the whole date thing )

...You managed to kill a bonsai plant?

swartho August 16 2004, 11:34:45 UTC

...maybe

deer_mews August 20 2004, 00:59:26 UTC

bonsai: the japanese art of carefully training and pruning miniature trees over years or even decades (occasionally centuries) to produce tiny, living, works of art from nature.

buh-bye: the swarthy art of slowly killing miniature trees in a matter of weeks or even days (occasionally hours) to produce tiny, dead trees from works of art.

:-D

deer_mews August 20 2004, 01:01:56 UTC

ps -- let me get this straight... all you had to do was play pool once with her, and in return, she's letting you take care of her plants for two weeks? dude -- that's AWESOME!!! good for you!

(actually, i'm really happy for you, i just figured that i owe you a bit for all the marriage jokes you make at my expense... please don't [thwap] me! please?)