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Well, I was going to invent the Salvador Dali wall clock, but some bastards beat me to it. So, now, I'm going to invent the "Crazy Zeroes" number game that beats the shit outta Sudoku. I just need to meet some journalists who can hype it up and put it in their paper, and I have to invent the game. One of the quirks of the game is that you can yell at people for making the upper case letter O instead of a zero. Everyone will have a ripping good time, and you can do it on the bus or during a boring class or even while you're waiting for your wife to deliver your new son. I think I'm supposed to be going to some dinner party at these French people's house, but I don't know where they live and don't know how to contact them. And what do you bring to a dinner party at French people's houses? You can't bring wine. Do you bring a fetus? French toast? So, I'm sitting here watching David Cross's "Let America Laugh" which has him in Eugene hippie-bashing.