The Fecal Position

[swarms]

So, tonight, I played spin-the-bottle for the first time, at 25. I avoided it for a while, but I was stuck between a conversation with two chemistry students and the game. I'm up for new experiences. It was kind of lame because each time I spun it, I kept getting the same girl, and she'd spin me. She got my number and dialed it a few times

Comments

[tututapdance]

I didn't realize that it offended you so much when I said "99.9%"

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sorry

[swarms]

you just opened up old wounds. whenever my dad hit me, afterward, he would tell me that he loved me 99.9% of the time. why did he hit me everyday, then?

[perfectpeople30]

dude, youve only made 772 posts on live journal, which makes it impossible for you to say 99.9% of your entries are interesting, god you are a jerk.

[swarms]

that does it: i am going to kick 99.9% of your ass!