My Birthday is on the day The Onion horoscope comes out!
In other words, the "your birthday today" will be MY birthday!
I'll repost when it comes out.
Here it is:
http://www.theonion.com/content/horoscope/oct-28-2008
Your Birthday Today
They say you have the kind of face only a mother could love, but that's mainly because she feels guilty about all the birth defects.
Scorpio October 24 - November 21
Light from the constellation Scorpio has traveled for millions of years through the interstellar void to tell you to begin a new diet this week.
I'll repost when it comes out.
Here it is:
http://www.theonion.com/content/horoscope/oct-28-2008
Your Birthday Today
They say you have the kind of face only a mother could love, but that's mainly because she feels guilty about all the birth defects.
Scorpio October 24 - November 21
Light from the constellation Scorpio has traveled for millions of years through the interstellar void to tell you to begin a new diet this week.