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at work tonight i set my boss's pants on fire with a flaming envelope
then he threw a carrot at me
and i caught it in mid air and he charged me 50 cents for eating a carrot
do you not think a 30 dollar pair of pants is more important then a 50 cent carrot?
i love my job
i also made 115 bucks tonight, minus the 50 cents for the carrot
i like carrots
and i like drugs
then he threw a carrot at me
and i caught it in mid air and he charged me 50 cents for eating a carrot
do you not think a 30 dollar pair of pants is more important then a 50 cent carrot?
i love my job
i also made 115 bucks tonight, minus the 50 cents for the carrot
i like carrots
and i like drugs