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[swanprince]

*sulks around town, thinking about family issues*

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[lady_measse]

*returns from lingerie shopping with delicately wrapped bags and boxes*

...

>:|

[swanprince]

:S

Isn't this place big enough not to bump into her any other day?

:|

[lady_measse]

Why do you have to be here?

[swanprince]

>:|

I was here first.

[lady_measse]

Oh yeah. Because that's such a good excuse.

[swanprince]

I don't need a fucking excuse for being here! I certainly didn't intend to meet you, but apparently it is bound to happen. :/

[lady_measse]

Well, I didn't intend to meet you. *brandishes a bag in your face to make her point*

[swanprince]

*pushes the bag out of his face*

Yeah, fine, I got the message. >:|

[lady_measse]

*half-growls*

So why are you acting like it's your damn city? Have you slept with everyone here yet?

[swanprince]

akfsssddff!

I've slep with no one, not that it's any of your business! >.

[lady_measse]

Oh dear ... have you found that without the lure of being a prince, no one wants you? What a shame! *smirks*

[swanprince]

>:|

*doesn't grace that with an answer*

[lady_measse]

Well, I have heard that certain healers will ... enhance certain male body parts. Perhaps you should see one.

[swanprince]

I am perfectly fine, thankyouverymuch. But you are apparently still obsessed with sex, and nothing else. You should see Este about this.

[lady_measse]

*raises one eyebrow* I have a perfectly normal sex drive, thank you very much.

[swanprince]

Hah. Hahahaha. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

*can't stop laughing*