BOREDSURVEYTIME
-- Name: Austin Rodrick Swann.
-- Birth date: October 7, 1986 (21 this year, hoezzzzz).
-- Nicknames: Faggot, etc.
-- Current Location: DEN10.
-- Eye Color: Hazel def.
-- Hair Color: Shit brown.
-- Righty or Lefty: White and proud.
-- The shoes you wore today: Nike high tops.
-- Your perfect pizza: Cheese + every vegetable possible.
-- Your best physical feature: Lips/eyebrows/paws.
-- Most missed memory: Too drunk for memories.
-- Pepsi or Coke: DEF Pepsi.
-- McDonald's or Burger King: Burger King serves a veg burger I think.
-- Adidas or Nike: Nike. It means 'victory' in Greek, dyke.
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: WTF NOT REAL TEAS.
-- Chocolate or Vanilla: Neopolitan plz.
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Whatever gets you fucked up.
-- Curse: In my lexicon, yes.
-- Do you sing: Only love songs.
-- Take a shower everyday: Iffy.
-- Do you think you have been in love: Shit no.
-- Want to go to college: Reppin'.
-- Get motion sickness: Too VIP.
-- Think you're a health freak: Aside from the alcoholism, health's my middle name.
-- Get along with your parents: Lately, yes.
-- Play an instrument: More like 'instruments.'
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: Lol.
-- Gone to the mall: Naw.
-- Kissed someone: Drunk sluts at bars.
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: Double Stuf, bitch.
-- Eaten Sushi: Valentine's Day.
-- Been on stage: Strictly for pole dancing.
-- Gone skating: That's fruity.
-- Made homemade cookies: Made, no. Eaten a shitload of, yes.
-- Stolen anything: This one baseball card from a second hand store.
Have you ever...
-- Gotten in big trouble with your parents: I'm just going to skip this one.
-- Lied about your age: Everytime I drink.
-- Used a fake id: Robert Kent Thomas, 12/13/84.
-- Age you hope to be married: IT AINT LEGAL.
-- Number of Children: One dog.
In a guy/girl...
-- Best eye color: Drunk.
-- Best hair color: Willing.
-- Short hair or long hair?: Naked.
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: What the hell kind of question is that?
-- Number of cds you own: 1.86x10^5
-- Number of piercings: Nine (all on my dick, ladies!!).
-- Number of tattoos: Just a couple tribal rings around the biceps.
-- Birth date: October 7, 1986 (21 this year, hoezzzzz).
-- Nicknames: Faggot, etc.
-- Current Location: DEN10.
-- Eye Color: Hazel def.
-- Hair Color: Shit brown.
-- Righty or Lefty: White and proud.
-- The shoes you wore today: Nike high tops.
-- Your perfect pizza: Cheese + every vegetable possible.
-- Your best physical feature: Lips/eyebrows/paws.
-- Most missed memory: Too drunk for memories.
-- Pepsi or Coke: DEF Pepsi.
-- McDonald's or Burger King: Burger King serves a veg burger I think.
-- Adidas or Nike: Nike. It means 'victory' in Greek, dyke.
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: WTF NOT REAL TEAS.
-- Chocolate or Vanilla: Neopolitan plz.
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Whatever gets you fucked up.
-- Curse: In my lexicon, yes.
-- Do you sing: Only love songs.
-- Take a shower everyday: Iffy.
-- Do you think you have been in love: Shit no.
-- Want to go to college: Reppin'.
-- Get motion sickness: Too VIP.
-- Think you're a health freak: Aside from the alcoholism, health's my middle name.
-- Get along with your parents: Lately, yes.
-- Play an instrument: More like 'instruments.'
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: Lol.
-- Gone to the mall: Naw.
-- Kissed someone: Drunk sluts at bars.
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: Double Stuf, bitch.
-- Eaten Sushi: Valentine's Day.
-- Been on stage: Strictly for pole dancing.
-- Gone skating: That's fruity.
-- Made homemade cookies: Made, no. Eaten a shitload of, yes.
-- Stolen anything: This one baseball card from a second hand store.
Have you ever...
-- Gotten in big trouble with your parents: I'm just going to skip this one.
-- Lied about your age: Everytime I drink.
-- Used a fake id: Robert Kent Thomas, 12/13/84.
-- Age you hope to be married: IT AINT LEGAL.
-- Number of Children: One dog.
In a guy/girl...
-- Best eye color: Drunk.
-- Best hair color: Willing.
-- Short hair or long hair?: Naked.
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: What the hell kind of question is that?
-- Number of cds you own: 1.86x10^5
-- Number of piercings: Nine (all on my dick, ladies!!).
-- Number of tattoos: Just a couple tribal rings around the biceps.