'Cause it don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing, do wop do wop do wop do wop...
Hola margaritas! Look, look, I'm....:pause for dramatic effect:....UPDATING! :wiggles fingers: Oooo-ahhh!
Excuse me, I'm doped up on IBUPROFEN right now. Can you take pills with caffeine? Cause I took them with my hot chocolate. :-/
ANNNNNNNNYWAY! How are all of you seckzzzzy stud muffin$? How, I totally just insulted my own intelligence. You really have to forgive me. I've got a lot on my mind which is weird since I have a headache, but hey, whatever makes my tootsie roll. HAHA! I totally just made that up! Go, Sam, go Sam, go go GO!
So, as weird as this is going to sound, lately, I've been thinking about...:whispers:....sex. This is the serious part of the update so you should listen. :) Anyway, today, in my algebra class, this guy who sits diagonally behind me (I think his name is Derril? Derryl? Daryl?) who constantly, constantly talks about sex! But, not in a way that would be deemed inappropriate. No, no. He likes to ask girls around him if they'll let a "PHD" in their mouth. Apparantly that stands for...well...pretty hard...:clears throat: WELL! You're all smart, damnit. You can figure it out. :)
Now, when it comes to sex, I'm on the opposite side of the spectrum as Mr. Disgusting. Sex is all good and well. I promote it! Actually, I don't promote freelance and promiscuous sex among young'ns who then pop out little young'ns and then COMPLAIN! My personal opinion? I'm saving sex until I'm married. Not that I think it's wrong to have sex before then, be my guest, but I really think people should wait until they're in super love or engaged, etc. etc.
Trust me, I'm not trying to offend anybody, but the whole purpose of this was to say that I absolutely hate how sex is no longer about love, trust, security and passion. It's about one-night stands, dirty languages and not caring about who you do it with. Personally, I despise the crude terms people put on sex and what it encounters. I mean, for the love of God, HONESTLY.
Well, that's out of my system. Now I can move on to more important things...
D'oh.
I guess I didn't really have any more important things. Oh wait, here's one: my whole family is like...divorcing each other all over again. With Mom wanting to move to England, Dad and me wanting to stay here, Jamie wanting to live with my grandmother...I've honestly had enough of it. I wish things could get back to normal.
I HATE change!!
There's too much negativity and hate in this entry. :) And too much sex. I'm off to finish homework.
I swear, it's just the medicine.
Excuse me, I'm doped up on IBUPROFEN right now. Can you take pills with caffeine? Cause I took them with my hot chocolate. :-/
ANNNNNNNNYWAY! How are all of you seckzzzzy stud muffin$? How, I totally just insulted my own intelligence. You really have to forgive me. I've got a lot on my mind which is weird since I have a headache, but hey, whatever makes my tootsie roll. HAHA! I totally just made that up! Go, Sam, go Sam, go go GO!
So, as weird as this is going to sound, lately, I've been thinking about...:whispers:....sex. This is the serious part of the update so you should listen. :) Anyway, today, in my algebra class, this guy who sits diagonally behind me (I think his name is Derril? Derryl? Daryl?) who constantly, constantly talks about sex! But, not in a way that would be deemed inappropriate. No, no. He likes to ask girls around him if they'll let a "PHD" in their mouth. Apparantly that stands for...well...pretty hard...:clears throat: WELL! You're all smart, damnit. You can figure it out. :)
Now, when it comes to sex, I'm on the opposite side of the spectrum as Mr. Disgusting. Sex is all good and well. I promote it! Actually, I don't promote freelance and promiscuous sex among young'ns who then pop out little young'ns and then COMPLAIN! My personal opinion? I'm saving sex until I'm married. Not that I think it's wrong to have sex before then, be my guest, but I really think people should wait until they're in super love or engaged, etc. etc.
Trust me, I'm not trying to offend anybody, but the whole purpose of this was to say that I absolutely hate how sex is no longer about love, trust, security and passion. It's about one-night stands, dirty languages and not caring about who you do it with. Personally, I despise the crude terms people put on sex and what it encounters. I mean, for the love of God, HONESTLY.
Well, that's out of my system. Now I can move on to more important things...
D'oh.
I guess I didn't really have any more important things. Oh wait, here's one: my whole family is like...divorcing each other all over again. With Mom wanting to move to England, Dad and me wanting to stay here, Jamie wanting to live with my grandmother...I've honestly had enough of it. I wish things could get back to normal.
I HATE change!!
There's too much negativity and hate in this entry. :) And too much sex. I'm off to finish homework.
I swear, it's just the medicine.