Miss Piggy

[swankivy]

Last night, I had a weird dream involving talking to Miss Piggy. She had just done some kind of appearance and it had gone as usual, but when I went to talk to her after the show, for some reason she did not speak in the usual American accent. She spoke very broken English, did not seem to understand me, and had a German inflection in everything she said.

I don't know why I was talking to Miss Piggy.

I'm also not sure whether it was clear in my mind that she is a Muppet.