I am obviously a ridiculous person
Well, it's only 4 AM, and I'm gonna go to bed soon.
But first, I thought I'd tell you why I'm up at 4 AM!
I've been baking cookies all day. I made full batches of four kinds.
And then I packed them for various ridiculous people.
And then I put them in packages with other presents, and packaged other presents for people who are not getting cookies.
And now I have a huge pile of presents that I have to take to the post office tomorrow.
How the hell am I going to carry them on my bike? That's at least three trips.
Stop making friends, swankivy. Stop it right now.
But first, I thought I'd tell you why I'm up at 4 AM!
I've been baking cookies all day. I made full batches of four kinds.
And then I packed them for various ridiculous people.
And then I put them in packages with other presents, and packaged other presents for people who are not getting cookies.
And now I have a huge pile of presents that I have to take to the post office tomorrow.
How the hell am I going to carry them on my bike? That's at least three trips.
Stop making friends, swankivy. Stop it right now.