Christmas meme

[swankivy]

This Christmas meme reads your interests and whatnot and makes the Twelve Days of Christmas suddenly be both personalized and hilarious.

Oh my God. The last line. Just OMG.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, swankivy sent to me...

Twelve recipes recycling
Eleven stars writing
Ten faeries a-cooking
Nine braids baking
Eight words editing
Seven clouds a-singing
Six musicals a-drawing
Five do-o-o-ouglas adams
Four web pages
Three fairy tales
Two tori amos
...and a moon in an asexuality.