Some people just don't pay attention. . . .

[swankivy]

It's pretty well-known that I have one of the most high-profile Eragon/Eldest critiques on the 'Net. Therefore, I guess it makes sense that I get some of the weirdest comments about it.

Giggle-inducer for today:

An e-mail, subject is "Your comments on Eragon and Eldest."

You know,

They never build statues of critics. Maybe you should try writing a story.

My response:

You know,

Nobody likes people who don't do their homework.

I'm the author of eleven novels.

::sigh::

I'm pretty sure they will never learn.