Eldest
For all you Eragon haters who have been waiting so patiently . . . since, um, August 2005 . . . for my essay on Eldest, the sequel. . . .
http://swankivy.com/writing/essays/info/inheritance/eldest.html
Thar she blows.
(And she just doesn't stop!!!)
It is neatly categorized and features a list of all the stupidest lines in the book. Hehee.
And I added a sort of FAQ feature where you're supposed to go and read the most common comments people make before you make a negative comment of your own. (In other words, all the jerks who tell me off for dissing one of their favorite books tend to use the same six or seven arguments just as unconvincingly as each other, and this is my gallery of tearing said arguments to shreds.)
Comments appreciated.
http://swankivy.com/writing/essays/info/inheritance/eldest.html
Thar she blows.
(And she just doesn't stop!!!)
It is neatly categorized and features a list of all the stupidest lines in the book. Hehee.
And I added a sort of FAQ feature where you're supposed to go and read the most common comments people make before you make a negative comment of your own. (In other words, all the jerks who tell me off for dissing one of their favorite books tend to use the same six or seven arguments just as unconvincingly as each other, and this is my gallery of tearing said arguments to shreds.)
Comments appreciated.