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[swanchang]

It's been requested of me that I update my journal, and so I shall

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[goddesspatil]

You mean preparing for our exams isn't saving the world?

... dammit, I must be so tired my sarcasm isn't up to par.

[swanchang]

No, I was wrong. It is and you should all do brilliantly on them under penalty of death and working menial jobs until you're killed.

[goddesspatil]

That shouldn't have made me laugh so hard, because I swear I read 'menial' as 'lentil'.

... oh God, Cho. I think I'm cracking up.

[swanchang]

As long as you're laughing at misreading a word and not at my fantastic wit.

Yes, that happens. Surely you remember we former sevenths and the weeks of not speaking or, if we did speak, it was to rattle off the properties of anything in sight. And the time I almost cried because one of the fourth years said 'this table' and I couldn't think of anything.

[goddesspatil]

I burst into tears the other night because I put my shoes on the wrong feet.

It was the not noticing until I took them off at night part that made me cry, though. I think.

[swanchang]

Two words, well, one word and an article, that no NEWT student wants to hear but sometimes is a necessary evil:

A BREAK.

I think you need one.

[goddesspatil]

Do pandas eat lentils?

I wonder.

[swanchang]

Do Padmas go crazy?

I don't have to anymore.

[goddesspatil]

I think I'm going to take a nap now.

[swanchang]

Good girl. But before you do that:

Properties of dragon nail, GO.

[goddesspatil]

NOT FAIR.

[swanchang]

At my peak I could list ten in twenty seconds. Time is ticking, Patil!

[ravencapt]

Don't be so harsh on yourself, NEWTs are scary, Cho is insensitive, universal truths.

[goddesspatil]

But lentils make salads delish.

HELP ME.

[ravencapt]

Tossing salads to death.

It changes the perspective of failing NEWTs completely.

[swanchang]

Mocking people's pain isn't insensitive. I hope to list it as a hobby one day.