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[swanchang]

You know that you've been revising too much for NEWTs when a severed hand in Divination with the squeamish sixths elicits no reaction from you except how to transfigure it into a lamp, how to charm it into different colors and make it sparkle or glow quite obnoxiously, what the properties of the skin, tissue, bone and blood were, and what effects those properties would have on a potion.

I need a life.