101 Things Xigbar is Not Allowed to Do in Organization XIII [Xigbar, OrgXIII]
Canon Status: In and around canon.
Genre: Humor.
Rating: G.
Characters: Xigbar, the rest of Organization XIII.
Pairing: None.
Warnings: Geek references galore. Contains severe Xigbar. LJ ate my indents.
Notes: If you have more, feel free to post them in the comments! Also, if for some reason you want to write a fic based on one or more of these, you're free to do that too, as long as you play the mutual-linking game. It's all in good fun.
Summary: Exactly what it says on the tin.
1. I am not allowed to walk on the ceiling with muddy shoes.
a. Because it falls off and gets in people’s hair, is why not.
b. Some people care about these things.
2. I can wipe my boots like an ordinary person.
3. I may not mess with gravity in the kitchen.
a. Not even to make the soufflé stay up.
b. Not even if Xaldin asks me to.
4. I may not walk on the ceiling in the kitchen, lest the contents of my pockets wind up in the food.
a. No, it is not “a new variation on Christmas pudding”. Nor is it sanitary.
5. “Will it blend?” is not meant to be imitated in the home.
a. Unless it’s really, really awesome.
b. And I use a different blender for grinding glass than the one Vexen will be using to make dinner.
c. And I let everyone else watch.
6. “Wear safety goggles in the labs at all times” is not a suggestion. It is a rule. I should have learned this by now.
a. Goggles are to be worn on the head, not as a scarf.
b. I am not Doctor Horrible (that’s Vexen), nor am I that kid from Digimon; accordingly, goggles will be worn over my eyes, not perched on the top of my head.
c. I really should have learned this by now.
7. I will assume that all lab materials are hazardous unless labeled otherwise.
8. If the bottle is not labeled, I will not touch it.
9. Experiments in high-gravitation fields should be done in a designated area far away from the castle.
a. I am not allowed to use said experiments to depopulate worlds unless I invite the others to watch.
10. No matter how much I want to be, I am not a Large Hadron Collider.
a. Not even if I can create a black hole.
b. I am not a Large Hardon Collider either.
c. Because I’m better off with the “tangent to your curves” line.
11. My control of space may extend to creating black holes; however, I am not allowed to do this in the castle.
a. Or on the World That Never Was at all.
b. I did not create a micro-black hole that sucked in everyone’s odd socks.
c. At least, I better not have.
12. No breaking the laws of physics in new and revolutionary ways without showing everyone.
13. I will take copious notes on any breakthroughs in physics I may achieve.
14. I am not allowed to take my research notes to another world and use them to win prestigious awards and gain critical acclaim, no matter how much I want to.
a. No one else can either, so I should stop whining.
b. There’s no point in enlightening people before overrunning their worlds with darkness.
15. The disembodied hand trick is not as funny as I think it is.
a. Okay, it was funny the first time. But it is no longer funny! It is merely tiresome.
16. The head-on-a-platter trick is only funny if I am not visible in the room at the time.
17. Sticking other body parts through dimensional vortices may result in losing them. I should act accordingly.
18. I am not a pirate.
19. I am not a ninja.
20. I am especially not a “pinja”.
a. “Nirate” is just silly,
21. I am not Nick Fury, no matter how much I want to be.
a. Sticking a red mustache on Xaldin will not make this less true.
b. Nor will smoking cigars. They just make Zexion irritable.
c. Not even if I get Vexen to create a Super-Soldier Serum and use it on himself.
d. No, I cannot have a Helicarrier of my very own.
e. Xemnas is not a Skrull for refusing my requests.
22. I am not Iron Man either, no matter how awesome that would be.
a. If I show up with an armored battle suit, I better have brought enough for everyone.
b. Referring to Xaldin as “Rhodey” will not change this.
c. I am not allowed to refer to anyone as “Pepper”, ever.
d. Especially not Zexion.
23. I am not a Green Lantern.
a. No, not even if it makes a bizarre kind of sense.
24. Saïx is not the Hulk, and I am not to refer to him as such.
a. “Saïx SMASH” is, however, appropriate on occasion.
25. Marluxia is not Poison Ivy, and he will kill me if I call him that one more time.
26. There is no trigger phrase for our powers, and I will not tell the newbies that there is.
a. There is no transformation sequence either.
b. “In the name of Nothingness, I will punish you!” is right out.
27. Apropos of which, Saïx is not Sailor Moon. I am not allowed to call him that, or even hum the theme song in his presence.
a. “His presence” being defined as “The entirety of the World That Never Was”.
b. Because everyone else is sick of it too.
28. We are not the Men in Black. We come more under the heading of “extraterrestrial threat”. As such, the Men in Black theme is not our theme song.
a. Nor is “Nowhere Man”.
b. We do not have a theme song.
29. I do not have a theme song.
30. No one else has a theme song, either.
31. If I keep following Zexion and Vexen around singing “White and Nerdy”, one of them will kill me.
a. Even if it’s accurate.
b. I will not follow anyone around singing “White and Nerdy”, no matter how accurate it is.
c. Not even myself.
32. If musical accompaniment is needed, Demyx will provide it, not me.
a. I am not the judge of when musical accompaniment is needed.
b. Demyx does not have to play any music whatsoever on my order, even if I am his superior.
33. Xemnas can not turn higher-ranking Nobodies into Dusks, and I will stop telling newbies that he can.
a. Probably.
34. Luxord does not want to do the Time Warp again. Or at all.
35. Luxord is not the Doctor.
a. Luxord is not the Master.
b. Luxord is not a Time Lord of any description.
c. Probably.
36. If it makes Larxene laugh, I am not allowed to do it.
37. If it gives Vexen a coronary just thinking about it, I am not allowed to do it.
38. If Lexaeus says it would be a bad idea, I am not allowed to do it.
39. Xaldin’s opinion does not count if it comes to a vote on whether or not it would be a bad idea.
a. Neither does mine.
b. No, that is not fair. I really should have thought of that before that time with the springs.
40. There is training new members to summon portals quickly despite distractions, and then there is leaving ball bearings on the longest flight of stairs I can find. These are different things.
41. Guns are an outside toy.
a. Or at least a “large room with no breakable, dangerous, or valuable objects” toy.
42. I am not a cowboy.
43. Even if they are lasers, my guns cannot be used for corrective eye surgery.
44. My guns do not require sound effects.
45. Xemnas is not a Sith Lord, and I will not lurk around him humming the Imperial March.
a. See #32.
b. Referring to a certain person as “Obi-Wan” does not render the subject more palatable in casual conversation.
c. Because everyone knows who I mean, is why.
46. Xaldin is not an Airbender.
a. Neither Vexen nor Demyx is a Waterbender.
b. Lexaeus is not an Earthbender.
c. Axel is not a Firebender.
d. No one is the Avatar.
e. Not even Roxas.
f. I will not draw Airbender tattoos on Xaldin while he sleeps.
g. Not even if everyone laughed.
47. This is not a True Neutral campaign, and I will not refer to it as such.
48. Demyx is not a Bard.
a. I am not a Ranger.
b. Marluxia is not a Druid.
c. Zexion is not a Psion.
d. Vexen is not a Wizard.
e. Everyone is multiclassed, that’s why.
49. Wisdom may well have been all of our dump stats, but it’s not polite to mention it.
50. There are no sanity points.
a. And not just because we lost them, either.
51. This is not Ravenloft, and Xemnas is not the Dark Lord.
a. …Really. We swear.
52. It is not necessary to shout “Dimension Door!” when opening a portal.
53. I cannot cast Magic Missile.
54. Even if I’m shooting the Heartless with magical lasers, I am not casting Magic Missile and I am not attacking the darkness.
55. The Book of Erotic Fantasy is not allowed. We have had this talk.
56. Just because I can complete someone else’s sentences doesn’t mean I should.
a. Not even to freak out the newbies.
57. I-VI are not a hivemind, and I will stop telling the newbies otherwise.
58. If someone asks where Zexion is, and someone else answers, “In the Library,” I do not have to add, “With the Lead Pipe” every single time.
59. I will not persuade Demyx to sing “Dance, magic, dance” every time he uses his powers.
a. Even if he didn’t require much persuasion.
60. Lexaeus is not a Chevrolet. It is not appropriate to sing “Like a rock” every time I see him.
61. It’s “The Land of Dragons” not “The Land of Take-Out”.
62. Just because I don’t like Maleficent is no reason to TP the castle she’s staying in.
a. I’ll only have to clean it up after we get rid of her.
b. Ding-dong-ditch is, however, permissible.
63. I will not push the big red button.
a. Mostly because everyone’s wised up and now the big red button usually activates an amusing booby trap.
b. That’s what I have new members for.
64. Vexen will not use the newbies as science experiments, and it is rude to keep telling them so.
65. Axel is not Sonic the Hedgehog, and I will not call him that.
a. I will not reference hedgehogs in his presence.
b. Especially not with that song.
66. The Hedgehog Song is hereby banned for everyone, but especially me.
67. If I want to sing it while drunk, I am not allowed to sing it.
68. If I am going out drinking, I will bring a designated portal-summoner, lest I wind up on the wrong world in several different pieces.
69. Vexen does not “need to get out more”, and I will leave him alone about it.
a. The same goes for Zexion.
b. Unless Lexaeus agrees with me.
70. I am not FIRIN MA LAZOR.
a. Nor is CEILING XIGBAR WATCHING U MASTURBATE.
b. I am not a LOLCAT.
c. No one else is a LOLCAT, either.
d. No matter how drunk I get Vexen.
71. When in doubt, I will assume that the answer to “May I…?” is “No”.
72. The Evil Overlord List does not need to be plastered on every wall.
a. In retrospect, however…
73. I will not break the fourth wall. It is there for a reason.
74. It is inappropriate to pop up behind people and say, “Big Brother is Watching You” just to hear them yell.
a. I will refrain from Newspeak at all times.
b. This is not “doubleplusuncool”.
75. If I desire lab supplies, I will sign them out or otherwise indicate in writing that I have taken them.
a. I am not allowed nitroglycerin without permission from Xemnas.
b. I am not allowed the ingredients of nitroglycerin without permission from Xemnas.
c. I am not allowed explosives of any kind without permission from Xemnas.
76. Zexion considers damaging or defacing a book to be a crime without equal. I will bear this in mind.
77. I (or someone whose memories I retain) have already investigated the question “Can I make a large explosion using only common kitchen materials?”. The answer was yes. It is not necessary to ask again.
78. I am not John Wayne.
a. I am not in any Western at all.
b. The castle is not a saloon, nor is any room therein.
c. Except the Saloon of Repressed Memories.
79. Even if I can do so, I will not alter the gravity of the room to reflect the gravity of the situation.
a. Especially if I do so inaccurately.
80. Affixing bullseyes to the garments of other Nobodies is not appropriate behavior.
81. No matter how many Dancer Nobodies there are, we are not going to have a ball.
a. Or a “hoe-down”.
b. Or a prom.
c. Especially not a prom.
d. Or any dancing-related social occasion.
82. I will bear in mind that Demyx can remove 70% of my body without too much effort and stop winding him up.
83. I will not try Luxord’s patience unless I have an overwhelming desire to be a Knave of Hearts for an hour or so.
a. While I am turned into a card, it is not allowed to steal any items of pastry.
b. Even if I am a Knave of Hearts, they are tarts, and it is a summer’s day.
84. Larxene is not the Flash, no matter how fast she runs and with how many lightning bolts she decorates her person.
a. She is not a speedster of any description.
85. I am not allowed to drive Larxene up the wall.
a. Not even if I’m wearing a Thundaga Belt.
b. Sharp things remain sharp even when they are no longer covered in lightning.
86. Marluxia knows where I sleep. I will bear this in mind.
a. As does Axel.
87. I will not antagonize, pester unduly, or drive to distraction any of the neophytes.
a. Nor should I do so to my other colleagues, but at least they’re used to it by now.
88. Even if it followed me home, unless it is a Nobody I may not keep it.
89. Since we have no days, there is no Talk Like a Pirate Day.
90. I am not allowed to institute holidays or commemorative occasions of any variety.
91. While I may tell each neophyte a different story about what happened to my eye, I should bear in mind that it is only a matter of time until they compare notes. I should therefore not use said story for sympathy.
92. This is not Sparta.
93. Kingdom Hearts is not people.
a. Even if it is, there is no call to say so all the time.
94. Although I may be in an individual’s base, killing his dudes, I do not have to say so.
95. All their base are not belong to me.
a. Nor are all their acid.
96. I will not get drunk on missions.
97. I will not get high on missions.
98. I will not encourage either of the above in others.
99. I will bear in mind that I do, in fact, have a job to do on missions.
100. I will look up and put into practice the meaning of the word “professionalism”.
a. Although my colleagues have always settled for “competence” in the past, so I should not have to try too hard.
101. I will not encourage them.
Genre: Humor.
Rating: G.
Characters: Xigbar, the rest of Organization XIII.
Pairing: None.
Warnings: Geek references galore. Contains severe Xigbar. LJ ate my indents.
Notes: If you have more, feel free to post them in the comments! Also, if for some reason you want to write a fic based on one or more of these, you're free to do that too, as long as you play the mutual-linking game. It's all in good fun.
Summary: Exactly what it says on the tin.
1. I am not allowed to walk on the ceiling with muddy shoes.
a. Because it falls off and gets in people’s hair, is why not.
b. Some people care about these things.
2. I can wipe my boots like an ordinary person.
3. I may not mess with gravity in the kitchen.
a. Not even to make the soufflé stay up.
b. Not even if Xaldin asks me to.
4. I may not walk on the ceiling in the kitchen, lest the contents of my pockets wind up in the food.
a. No, it is not “a new variation on Christmas pudding”. Nor is it sanitary.
5. “Will it blend?” is not meant to be imitated in the home.
a. Unless it’s really, really awesome.
b. And I use a different blender for grinding glass than the one Vexen will be using to make dinner.
c. And I let everyone else watch.
6. “Wear safety goggles in the labs at all times” is not a suggestion. It is a rule. I should have learned this by now.
a. Goggles are to be worn on the head, not as a scarf.
b. I am not Doctor Horrible (that’s Vexen), nor am I that kid from Digimon; accordingly, goggles will be worn over my eyes, not perched on the top of my head.
c. I really should have learned this by now.
7. I will assume that all lab materials are hazardous unless labeled otherwise.
8. If the bottle is not labeled, I will not touch it.
9. Experiments in high-gravitation fields should be done in a designated area far away from the castle.
a. I am not allowed to use said experiments to depopulate worlds unless I invite the others to watch.
10. No matter how much I want to be, I am not a Large Hadron Collider.
a. Not even if I can create a black hole.
b. I am not a Large Hardon Collider either.
c. Because I’m better off with the “tangent to your curves” line.
11. My control of space may extend to creating black holes; however, I am not allowed to do this in the castle.
a. Or on the World That Never Was at all.
b. I did not create a micro-black hole that sucked in everyone’s odd socks.
c. At least, I better not have.
12. No breaking the laws of physics in new and revolutionary ways without showing everyone.
13. I will take copious notes on any breakthroughs in physics I may achieve.
14. I am not allowed to take my research notes to another world and use them to win prestigious awards and gain critical acclaim, no matter how much I want to.
a. No one else can either, so I should stop whining.
b. There’s no point in enlightening people before overrunning their worlds with darkness.
15. The disembodied hand trick is not as funny as I think it is.
a. Okay, it was funny the first time. But it is no longer funny! It is merely tiresome.
16. The head-on-a-platter trick is only funny if I am not visible in the room at the time.
17. Sticking other body parts through dimensional vortices may result in losing them. I should act accordingly.
18. I am not a pirate.
19. I am not a ninja.
20. I am especially not a “pinja”.
a. “Nirate” is just silly,
21. I am not Nick Fury, no matter how much I want to be.
a. Sticking a red mustache on Xaldin will not make this less true.
b. Nor will smoking cigars. They just make Zexion irritable.
c. Not even if I get Vexen to create a Super-Soldier Serum and use it on himself.
d. No, I cannot have a Helicarrier of my very own.
e. Xemnas is not a Skrull for refusing my requests.
22. I am not Iron Man either, no matter how awesome that would be.
a. If I show up with an armored battle suit, I better have brought enough for everyone.
b. Referring to Xaldin as “Rhodey” will not change this.
c. I am not allowed to refer to anyone as “Pepper”, ever.
d. Especially not Zexion.
23. I am not a Green Lantern.
a. No, not even if it makes a bizarre kind of sense.
24. Saïx is not the Hulk, and I am not to refer to him as such.
a. “Saïx SMASH” is, however, appropriate on occasion.
25. Marluxia is not Poison Ivy, and he will kill me if I call him that one more time.
26. There is no trigger phrase for our powers, and I will not tell the newbies that there is.
a. There is no transformation sequence either.
b. “In the name of Nothingness, I will punish you!” is right out.
27. Apropos of which, Saïx is not Sailor Moon. I am not allowed to call him that, or even hum the theme song in his presence.
a. “His presence” being defined as “The entirety of the World That Never Was”.
b. Because everyone else is sick of it too.
28. We are not the Men in Black. We come more under the heading of “extraterrestrial threat”. As such, the Men in Black theme is not our theme song.
a. Nor is “Nowhere Man”.
b. We do not have a theme song.
29. I do not have a theme song.
30. No one else has a theme song, either.
31. If I keep following Zexion and Vexen around singing “White and Nerdy”, one of them will kill me.
a. Even if it’s accurate.
b. I will not follow anyone around singing “White and Nerdy”, no matter how accurate it is.
c. Not even myself.
32. If musical accompaniment is needed, Demyx will provide it, not me.
a. I am not the judge of when musical accompaniment is needed.
b. Demyx does not have to play any music whatsoever on my order, even if I am his superior.
33. Xemnas can not turn higher-ranking Nobodies into Dusks, and I will stop telling newbies that he can.
a. Probably.
34. Luxord does not want to do the Time Warp again. Or at all.
35. Luxord is not the Doctor.
a. Luxord is not the Master.
b. Luxord is not a Time Lord of any description.
c. Probably.
36. If it makes Larxene laugh, I am not allowed to do it.
37. If it gives Vexen a coronary just thinking about it, I am not allowed to do it.
38. If Lexaeus says it would be a bad idea, I am not allowed to do it.
39. Xaldin’s opinion does not count if it comes to a vote on whether or not it would be a bad idea.
a. Neither does mine.
b. No, that is not fair. I really should have thought of that before that time with the springs.
40. There is training new members to summon portals quickly despite distractions, and then there is leaving ball bearings on the longest flight of stairs I can find. These are different things.
41. Guns are an outside toy.
a. Or at least a “large room with no breakable, dangerous, or valuable objects” toy.
42. I am not a cowboy.
43. Even if they are lasers, my guns cannot be used for corrective eye surgery.
44. My guns do not require sound effects.
45. Xemnas is not a Sith Lord, and I will not lurk around him humming the Imperial March.
a. See #32.
b. Referring to a certain person as “Obi-Wan” does not render the subject more palatable in casual conversation.
c. Because everyone knows who I mean, is why.
46. Xaldin is not an Airbender.
a. Neither Vexen nor Demyx is a Waterbender.
b. Lexaeus is not an Earthbender.
c. Axel is not a Firebender.
d. No one is the Avatar.
e. Not even Roxas.
f. I will not draw Airbender tattoos on Xaldin while he sleeps.
g. Not even if everyone laughed.
47. This is not a True Neutral campaign, and I will not refer to it as such.
48. Demyx is not a Bard.
a. I am not a Ranger.
b. Marluxia is not a Druid.
c. Zexion is not a Psion.
d. Vexen is not a Wizard.
e. Everyone is multiclassed, that’s why.
49. Wisdom may well have been all of our dump stats, but it’s not polite to mention it.
50. There are no sanity points.
a. And not just because we lost them, either.
51. This is not Ravenloft, and Xemnas is not the Dark Lord.
a. …Really. We swear.
52. It is not necessary to shout “Dimension Door!” when opening a portal.
53. I cannot cast Magic Missile.
54. Even if I’m shooting the Heartless with magical lasers, I am not casting Magic Missile and I am not attacking the darkness.
55. The Book of Erotic Fantasy is not allowed. We have had this talk.
56. Just because I can complete someone else’s sentences doesn’t mean I should.
a. Not even to freak out the newbies.
57. I-VI are not a hivemind, and I will stop telling the newbies otherwise.
58. If someone asks where Zexion is, and someone else answers, “In the Library,” I do not have to add, “With the Lead Pipe” every single time.
59. I will not persuade Demyx to sing “Dance, magic, dance” every time he uses his powers.
a. Even if he didn’t require much persuasion.
60. Lexaeus is not a Chevrolet. It is not appropriate to sing “Like a rock” every time I see him.
61. It’s “The Land of Dragons” not “The Land of Take-Out”.
62. Just because I don’t like Maleficent is no reason to TP the castle she’s staying in.
a. I’ll only have to clean it up after we get rid of her.
b. Ding-dong-ditch is, however, permissible.
63. I will not push the big red button.
a. Mostly because everyone’s wised up and now the big red button usually activates an amusing booby trap.
b. That’s what I have new members for.
64. Vexen will not use the newbies as science experiments, and it is rude to keep telling them so.
65. Axel is not Sonic the Hedgehog, and I will not call him that.
a. I will not reference hedgehogs in his presence.
b. Especially not with that song.
66. The Hedgehog Song is hereby banned for everyone, but especially me.
67. If I want to sing it while drunk, I am not allowed to sing it.
68. If I am going out drinking, I will bring a designated portal-summoner, lest I wind up on the wrong world in several different pieces.
69. Vexen does not “need to get out more”, and I will leave him alone about it.
a. The same goes for Zexion.
b. Unless Lexaeus agrees with me.
70. I am not FIRIN MA LAZOR.
a. Nor is CEILING XIGBAR WATCHING U MASTURBATE.
b. I am not a LOLCAT.
c. No one else is a LOLCAT, either.
d. No matter how drunk I get Vexen.
71. When in doubt, I will assume that the answer to “May I…?” is “No”.
72. The Evil Overlord List does not need to be plastered on every wall.
a. In retrospect, however…
73. I will not break the fourth wall. It is there for a reason.
74. It is inappropriate to pop up behind people and say, “Big Brother is Watching You” just to hear them yell.
a. I will refrain from Newspeak at all times.
b. This is not “doubleplusuncool”.
75. If I desire lab supplies, I will sign them out or otherwise indicate in writing that I have taken them.
a. I am not allowed nitroglycerin without permission from Xemnas.
b. I am not allowed the ingredients of nitroglycerin without permission from Xemnas.
c. I am not allowed explosives of any kind without permission from Xemnas.
76. Zexion considers damaging or defacing a book to be a crime without equal. I will bear this in mind.
77. I (or someone whose memories I retain) have already investigated the question “Can I make a large explosion using only common kitchen materials?”. The answer was yes. It is not necessary to ask again.
78. I am not John Wayne.
a. I am not in any Western at all.
b. The castle is not a saloon, nor is any room therein.
c. Except the Saloon of Repressed Memories.
79. Even if I can do so, I will not alter the gravity of the room to reflect the gravity of the situation.
a. Especially if I do so inaccurately.
80. Affixing bullseyes to the garments of other Nobodies is not appropriate behavior.
81. No matter how many Dancer Nobodies there are, we are not going to have a ball.
a. Or a “hoe-down”.
b. Or a prom.
c. Especially not a prom.
d. Or any dancing-related social occasion.
82. I will bear in mind that Demyx can remove 70% of my body without too much effort and stop winding him up.
83. I will not try Luxord’s patience unless I have an overwhelming desire to be a Knave of Hearts for an hour or so.
a. While I am turned into a card, it is not allowed to steal any items of pastry.
b. Even if I am a Knave of Hearts, they are tarts, and it is a summer’s day.
84. Larxene is not the Flash, no matter how fast she runs and with how many lightning bolts she decorates her person.
a. She is not a speedster of any description.
85. I am not allowed to drive Larxene up the wall.
a. Not even if I’m wearing a Thundaga Belt.
b. Sharp things remain sharp even when they are no longer covered in lightning.
86. Marluxia knows where I sleep. I will bear this in mind.
a. As does Axel.
87. I will not antagonize, pester unduly, or drive to distraction any of the neophytes.
a. Nor should I do so to my other colleagues, but at least they’re used to it by now.
88. Even if it followed me home, unless it is a Nobody I may not keep it.
89. Since we have no days, there is no Talk Like a Pirate Day.
90. I am not allowed to institute holidays or commemorative occasions of any variety.
91. While I may tell each neophyte a different story about what happened to my eye, I should bear in mind that it is only a matter of time until they compare notes. I should therefore not use said story for sympathy.
92. This is not Sparta.
93. Kingdom Hearts is not people.
a. Even if it is, there is no call to say so all the time.
94. Although I may be in an individual’s base, killing his dudes, I do not have to say so.
95. All their base are not belong to me.
a. Nor are all their acid.
96. I will not get drunk on missions.
97. I will not get high on missions.
98. I will not encourage either of the above in others.
99. I will bear in mind that I do, in fact, have a job to do on missions.
100. I will look up and put into practice the meaning of the word “professionalism”.
a. Although my colleagues have always settled for “competence” in the past, so I should not have to try too hard.
101. I will not encourage them.