Canon Status: In a hypothetical happy future. So AU.
Genre: Fluff.
Rating: G.
Characters: Hartley [Pied Piper], James [Trickster].
Pairing: established Piper/Trickster.
Warnings: None.
Notes: Written for the
piper_trickster Alphabet Challenge, prompt "H is for Harmony".
Summary: The little discords that show you the harmony is real.
“James! What the hell is this, and why is it on the floor?”
“It’s a train set, obviously.”
“A train set.”
“Yes.”
“As in, a small train runs around a small track with no explosions whatsoever?”
“Yes. Well, I may have made a few improvements…”
“James, I’m sure you can explain why there’s a model of me tied to the tracks. I’ll wait.”
“You can’t have train tracks without a damsel in distress tied to them. It’s against the rules.”
“…”
“…?”
“I’ll show you who’s distressed if you don’t stop playing and start making dinner right now.”
“Yes, dear.”