Give me the world and I’ll ask for more.
I lost my wallet the other day in Brookline while walking with Luke. Amazingly, someone turned it in not half and hour after I realized it was missing. When I arrived at the police station to claim it, I immediately went to the restroom (I had been holding it for a couple hours). I couldn’t wait to check if anything was missing, so I looked while I peed. Everything was there.
Walking out, I asked Luke if it was sacrilegious to thank God while on the toilet.
Books.
Finished: Naked and Barrel Fever by David Sedaris. 100 Poems by 100 Poets edited by three people with funny names. Loverboys by Ana Castillo. Running with Scissors by Augusten Burroughs. Tales of the Unexpected by Roald Dahl. Hocus Pocus by Kurt Vonnegut.
Currently undertaking: Choke by Chuck Palahniuk. One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez. Germinal by Emile Zola. The Best American Non-Required Reading edited by Dave Eggers.
Opinions or questions on any of these are welcome.
Maybe tomorrow I will wake up with teleportation powers.