You've got me up and down and in between, acting nice then being real mean.
Last night was pimp. Anastasia, Cindy, Chase, Wez, and I went up to Chili's for happy hour. I haven't been out in what seems like forever and two for one margaritas was just the solution I needed! :)
I can't wait for this weekend. My sister and I are going to party hard at Bar Louie and possibly Ybor.
There are times when I regret ever taking Lenny's godforsaken phone number. He caused me nothing but annoyance, pain, and heartache the entire four months we were "hanging out". God, what we had was so lame that it is literally undefineable. I should have known better when he tried to make out with me on the first date. Or maybe the toy sperm hanging from his rearview mirror should have been a dead giveaway that things weren't going to work out.
Me: He's been single since me, I think.
Anastasia: You must have scarred that boy for life.
Me: But he's such an asshole to me!!
Anastasia: Maybe that's why he's still single.
I can't wait for this weekend. My sister and I are going to party hard at Bar Louie and possibly Ybor.
There are times when I regret ever taking Lenny's godforsaken phone number. He caused me nothing but annoyance, pain, and heartache the entire four months we were "hanging out". God, what we had was so lame that it is literally undefineable. I should have known better when he tried to make out with me on the first date. Or maybe the toy sperm hanging from his rearview mirror should have been a dead giveaway that things weren't going to work out.
Me: He's been single since me, I think.
Anastasia: You must have scarred that boy for life.
Me: But he's such an asshole to me!!
Anastasia: Maybe that's why he's still single.