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[swallowthehalos]

So here I am, my uniform is in a pile on the floor. My socks and shoes were kicked into a corner, I just had a nice poop and my local artisan brew buzz is kicking in. How sweet is my life right now? I just needed to share it- tree falling in the forest kind of deal right? A lot of cool things are happening to me. First and foremost a very stout, very old fashioned Italian man patted me on a cheek the other day and I was completely thrilled! He sort of grabbed me in the way you would tell someone "you're a peach" and I felt like one. The company I work for is throwing a fancy party to auction off things to raise funds for wildlife conservation and my boss put me in charge of making a "homemade gourmet" candy basket and she followed that up with "basically everything that YOU make, it will be like a Courtney gourmet basket k?" I really love my job. Today I picked up a radio and said "candy store to engineering, the eagles are ready for take off" and about five people laughed back "HAHAHAHA--over" Its like, I really cant imagine myself doing anything else- I SELL GUMMI BEARS FOR A LIVING OKAAY?

I'm going to watch mindless television and eat things that are bad for me

Lovee you