One day of work left for the week, graduation jazz, and my hump, my hump my hump my hump

Dec 10, 2005 17:54

Getting up to go to work at 4 am is a very very interesting thing to do. I am in no way a day person, nor do I really want to get up this early. However, I noticed the best thing to do is get from 4-6 hours before going in, because the lack of sleep makes the 12 hours of insanity go pretty quick. Its cool though, only one more day. We have a shut-down day on monday, and I cant really sign up to work because I might have jury duty Monday morning. I cant believe I was selected for jury duty, its a travesty.

Graduation is in 6 days. I have most of my announcements out, and I have my cap and gown. Its pretty funny that my garment is black. I have a red one from high school and a black one now, maybe if I tailored them together I could have a good devil costume. When I tried it on and walked around I started having flashbacks from my high school graduation, and how much I hated it because the tassle kept hitting me in the face. Nothing much has changed there.

4 times today at work I heard that song by the black eyed peas, "my hump". It makes me laugh at how easy it is to parody it. I have 3 variations

*my stump, my stump my stump my stump, shes got me stabbin*
*my lump, my lump my lump my lump, my big malignant lump*
*assfuck, assfuck assfuck assfuck, oh shit the cock is stuck*

Im not a fan of hip-hop, but I am kinda relieved because we used to have country on saturdays. It had been past the point where even the twang of a pig fuckers sorrow made me want to sick. Hip-hop is alot easier to drown out, and to parody to my amusement. However, I assume by January I will be going insane from it, but it is nice, for now.
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