My resignation and the box it will be delivered in:
The letter itself is inside an envelope with a "silver" quarter-machine necklace. The pendant is shaped like a basketball going into a hoop. The envelope has been sealed shut with stickers, and is inside one of those bubble-wrap postal envelopes, which is inside the box shown above, along with a bunch of "confetti"
shtinkypuppie stole from work, and a piece of Halloween candy that looks like a mouth with fangs. Oh yeah, and a superball! I'm going for utterly disrespectful, but retardedly friendly. It's an act of love.
Honestly I am scared shitless. I have two interviews lined up in the next week, and enough savings to coast for a while, but seriously, what if Bush gets elected and the economy gets all exploded up by that Islam guy and I can't get a job or go to college and I die, possibly of a broken heart?
If that doesn't happen though I'm gonna be pretty fucking stoked.