i love the world

Oct 22, 2004 14:40

Passing this on from papaya, who liked Roy in clingfilm before Roy in clingfilm was cool:

Roy Orbison wrapped in clingfilm.

In prose, poetry, and song.

Join the LJ community or die of lame: roy_inclingfilm

Not sold? Here's an excerpt from my favorite, Roy in Clingfilm in Space:

'Make your report, Lieutenant Jetta.'

The screen wired to the pod where Jetta nestles snugly flickers into life. 'WE ARE LEAVING EARTH'S ATMOSPHERE AND ON COURSE FOR SPACE' says the read-out.

'So?' says Roy. 'Capital.'

The age-old problem of how to navigate the vast distances of deep space had been solved when it was discovered that terrapins had a unique ability to encompass the manifold plications of space and time. I and my terrapin Jetta immediately volunteered for an exploratory voyage. But who was to command this historic mission? The world was unanimous. There was only one man qualified to be mankind's ambassador to the stars: Roy Orbison, icon and enigma. Or as we must now call him, Captain Roy Orbison of the Space Pioneers.
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