Inky Molina: like one those companies who come to schools and do little shows about being nice to the blind or whatevs. and all peppy but about smiling like "sMILING IS FUN"
lupindymion: YESSSSSSSSSS
lupindymion: god let's make shows about being nice to the blind
lupindymion: let's make it our Issue.
Inky Molina: ONLY the blind
Inky Molina: you can be a dick to the deaf if you want
lupindymion: i love being a dick to the deaf
Inky Molina: me too
Inky Molina: part of the little show will be teaching he blind to be dicks to the deaf
lupindymion: we should have a paralell campaign to promote the safe, clean, godly fun that is being a dick to the deaf
Inky Molina: god yes
lupindymion: called "Being a Dick To The Deaf Rules!"
Inky Molina: Council of Dicks to the Deaf
lupindymion: god we will perfect current methods off Deaf-Dickery and invent new ones.
Inky Molina: 2004 will mark the renaissance of ddeaf dickery
lupindymion: it was a trend in the mid-1800s, when the wealthy in Manhattan and Paris and London would arrange for "Merry Carriage-Rides of Deaf-Dicking" in which they would be driven around the Deafest parts of the city so that they could get out and beat and berate the deaf.
Inky Molina: god did you base deaf-dicking on something eklse?
lupindymion: No, i was just subverting the grammatical convention of (subject)-(verb)+ing to comedic effect.
Inky Molina: i meant like
Inky Molina: are you basing the act of rich people going to "deafest" parts of town or something
lupindymion: a little bit on foxhunting and pheasant/skeet-shooting and other crazy slightly-sadistic shit the rich did in the olden days
Inky Molina: 1) god totally imagining some guy chasing down a fox on his horse and BEATING IT UP
Inky Molina: BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF A FOX AND LEAVING IT ON THE FOREST FLOOR AS HE RIDES OFF