thirteenth;

[swallow_waltz]

... I don't know the first thing about taking care of a baby.

So long as it's away from Alice, I think it'll be safe. It's... it's so small...

Comments

[redwhiteandhero]

I won't let Alice do anything to it. Or you...

[swallow_waltz]

I'm more worried about the baby. Even if it isn't real...

[redwhiteandhero]

Well I'm here for both of you! But um... I think they're real...

[swallow_waltz]

... Are they?!

[redwhiteandhero]

I dunno! They sure seem real to me!

[swallow_waltz]

If they're real... then whose babies are they?!

[redwhiteandhero]

I don't know!

...Dumbledore's?

[swallow_waltz]

... How can he have so many babies? He's... kind of old...

[redwhiteandhero]

Well he's... I mean, he's... he is Dumbledore.

[swallow_waltz]

Well, yeah, but who would he get pregnant?! Does he keep a harem?!

[redwhiteandhero]

...Maybe.

I don't want to think about it.

[swallow_waltz]

... Ew. Neither do I.

But he seriously wouldn't put his kids in the care of a bunch of kids, would he?

[redwhiteandhero]

Well who would?

[swallow_waltz]

... They can't be his babies.

[redwhiteandhero]

Whose babies are they?

[swallow_waltz]

Maybe they're... the entire faculty's?

... no, that doesn't make sense, either...