I like how two of the dangerous cult religions have as many or more practicioners than Xianity, and have been around for thousands of years more, whilst Xianity sprung up from Judaism and then fractured into bickering denominations since then.
* Frequently wears black clothing. * Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. * Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. * Drinks alcohol. * Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.) * Demands an unusual amount of privacy. * Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.) * Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
Lessee... various ones of these knocks out Catholics, Mormons, Amish, Mennonites, 7th Day, and Jews (like Jesus).
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This just makes me want to get all gothed up and go to church on Sunday.
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What denomination is this church? Ironically, it sounds Catholic (can't be Baptist - Mary-worshippers are going to Hell, my pastor told me so).
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I like how two of the dangerous cult religions have as many or more practicioners than Xianity, and have been around for thousands of years more, whilst Xianity sprung up from Judaism and then fractured into bickering denominations since then.
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honoes!! That sounds like a new religious group.
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* Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
* Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
* Drinks alcohol.
* Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
* Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
* Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
* Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
Lessee... various ones of these knocks out Catholics, Mormons, Amish, Mennonites, 7th Day, and Jews (like Jesus).
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Eek, help! Imagawth!Imagawth! Save meeee!! :P
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