The best trip ever...NOT!!!

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First off, I had to wake up at ass-o-clock in the morning to start our 5 hour drive to Chicago. After we arrived we spent 4 loooooong hours at the ticket counter. Keep in mind that that is the first of many steps. Then of course we are picked for "special screening" which is where they give you a complete BCS(Body Cavity Search. Not really. I would cry and never be able to look at a rubber glove again. They just wand every last inch of you body and pat down the places that beep. Then luckily we got on the first flight out of Chicago. But we weren't so lucky to get a flight out of Denver in order to be to Utah in time, so we had to drive. I got to be the one to keep Chromus awake through this wonderful eight hour drive. The actual time spent in Utah was fine, but it was the trip back the was the worst of it all. We made it back to Denver ok but once we got there all the fights were overbooked. All of them. So we spent all day in the airport for no reason. The best part of that day was the time I spent talking to Laura. After a horrible day at the airport we had to wait 45 minutes in the cold for the stupid hotel shuttle. And it didn't help any that our bags had alredy went to Chicago without us. I stayed on my dads laptop while my parents were trying to figure out what was on the porn channel without Emmy seeing it. The next morning we had to wake up at ass-o-clock again to try and catch the early bird flight. On the way to the gate we saw this old guy puking his guts up into a nearby garbage can. Then again sitting on the moving sidewalk. Emmy and Sheryl got on the flight and me and Chromus were almost stuck there until they kicked the sick old guy off the plane for puking another 10 gallons. And guess who got that seat, yup, I did. Wonderful isn't it? But at least we got home okay. Today I ditched work to go spend time with my sweetheart. It was fun.

Later Yo
Crotch the Barbarian