Excuses, Excuses (Oneshot)
Title: Excuses, Excuses
Genre: Crack/Humor
Rating: PG
Pairing: Taoris
Length: 1219 words
Summary: Tao says he visits Kris because he's in love with Kris's buffalo. Kris believes him. Utter chaos ensues.
( Kris has a pet buffalo named Bob. For a buffalo, Bob is very pretty, with a long, silky coat and large eyes. One might point out that Bob is a girl, despite her name, but of course, Kris is one of those people who don’t really care much about the gender if they already like the name a lot. )
Genre: Crack/Humor
Rating: PG
Pairing: Taoris
Length: 1219 words
Summary: Tao says he visits Kris because he's in love with Kris's buffalo. Kris believes him. Utter chaos ensues.
( Kris has a pet buffalo named Bob. For a buffalo, Bob is very pretty, with a long, silky coat and large eyes. One might point out that Bob is a girl, despite her name, but of course, Kris is one of those people who don’t really care much about the gender if they already like the name a lot. )
"Second of all, not many people (in other words, no people) tell Kris that they’re in love with his buffalo, because even Kris isn’t in love with his buffalo." WHUT I CAN'T OH MY GOSH /dying of laughter.
"Tao ends up staring at Kris more than he does Bob, but Kris decides it’s just because Tao is awed at Kris for owning such an amazing buffalo." LOL SRSLY KRIS WHY SO STUPID
"Kris considers saying no, but Tao does something surprising and makes a bu-buing motion with his hands. Something in Kris suddenly melts, and he has the sudden urge to squeal. “Fine,” he grumbles, staring down at his wallet forlornly, although he’s trying to avoid the image of Tao staring at him because for some reason, it makes him feel all…fluttery. AHUHUHUHUHU KRIS~
"but Kris is busy wailing over how light his wallet is going to feel in a few minutes." LOL and why pink Tao why
sporting matching pink Gucci bags. LOL WUT. how does a buffalo carry a bag? xD
"I’m actually in love with your toaster, but I was too afraid to admit it.” TAO YOU GOT PROBLEMS
“And maybe I like you a little too?” D'AWWWWWWWW
LOL COTTON THIS IS SO WEIRDLY ADORABLE I CAN'T EVEN
I love it :)
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