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my dad is watching something on "E" and its talking about `sex` the women says `i no that there are a few Jessica Simpsons out there` O YEAH! =] im sure that there is!! =] and i no some as a matter a fact!! if anyybodyy has sex before they get married, there gonna go to hell, no questions asked! =] and when i die, i wanna be an angel!! its my death goal!!
i was checking my mail and my mom sends me this:
Two Sisters
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they decided to purchase a bull so they can breed their own stock.
Upon leaving to inspect a bull, the brunette tells her sister: "When I get here, if I decide to buy it, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."
The brunette arrives at the seller's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The rancher tells her he will sell it for $599.00, no less.
After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says: "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her I've bought a bull for our ranch and that I need for her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."
The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help, then adds, "It's 99 cents a word."
Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, "I want you to send her the word 'comfortable'. The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word "comfortable?"
The brunette explains: "My sister's blonde. 'Comfortable' is a big word. She'll read it very slowly...com-for-da-bul."
LMFAO!!!! =] i thought it was SOOO cute! =]
`XXOO` DAISY
LOVING VIRGINS!
YEE HAW!
. . . . got REALLY bad news, BILLY IS LEAVING TODAYY TO GO TO UCF!! ='[ UGH!! im sooooo pissed! my mother didnt reach her goal!! i told her that i wanted her to hook me up with him before he leaves and that didnt happen =\ UGH! but he comes back to CS almost every other weekend or so cuz his sister also goes to UCF and thats what see does! =] now im DYEING to move to Orlando cuz the mosts hottest kids live upp there cuz of UCF!! =] yes, mena, your bother! =] and sam, if i move ANYWHERE, your comming!!! love yah!
i was checking my mail and my mom sends me this:
Two Sisters
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they decided to purchase a bull so they can breed their own stock.
Upon leaving to inspect a bull, the brunette tells her sister: "When I get here, if I decide to buy it, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."
The brunette arrives at the seller's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The rancher tells her he will sell it for $599.00, no less.
After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says: "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her I've bought a bull for our ranch and that I need for her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."
The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help, then adds, "It's 99 cents a word."
Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, "I want you to send her the word 'comfortable'. The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word "comfortable?"
The brunette explains: "My sister's blonde. 'Comfortable' is a big word. She'll read it very slowly...com-for-da-bul."
LMFAO!!!! =] i thought it was SOOO cute! =]
`XXOO` DAISY
LOVING VIRGINS!
YEE HAW!
. . . . got REALLY bad news, BILLY IS LEAVING TODAYY TO GO TO UCF!! ='[ UGH!! im sooooo pissed! my mother didnt reach her goal!! i told her that i wanted her to hook me up with him before he leaves and that didnt happen =\ UGH! but he comes back to CS almost every other weekend or so cuz his sister also goes to UCF and thats what see does! =] now im DYEING to move to Orlando cuz the mosts hottest kids live upp there cuz of UCF!! =] yes, mena, your bother! =] and sam, if i move ANYWHERE, your comming!!! love yah!