SANTA=SEX
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In June I helped pizazz__it__up see the light (8 points). In November I gave injectxlove a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Thursday I bought porn for _____biteme (-10 points). In April I stole _____dorkish's purse (-30 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-23 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
sw33tii_pii3
7 DAYS.