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I saw such an awesome thing coming home. One of them new Mercedes that have a million commercials an hour... slammed into the back of one of them new BMW Beamers on the parkway. The Mercedes will probably be claimed total. The WHOLE front end was fucked and it was leaning towards the right because the front right tire was about to fall off. The BMW? Haha all it needs is a new fender. I bet this happened because the dude in the Mercedes wasn't paying attention and bullshitting on the phone in 40mph traffic. Duh.