LOL, What???

May 19, 2011 01:26

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Let's do some time travel first. *rewinds*

So there was this. Alright?


We all cried endless tears of sadness when Petri left. (Well, we especially cried about the nasty way they kicked poor Dane Jensen out of the big gay old "Werder family"(a euphemism, as we now know).

Then, Frings got the boot in a not-so family-style fashion. He is old. But he still wants to - read it in a Cartman voice: pluuuuuaaaaaaaaaay!

And now there is THIS!!!!
Fasten your seat belts y'all, for Pasanen is ... COMING BACK!! Well, that went fast! *takes away Petri's flower bouquet from the farewell match*
So we are going to see this all-over again, no?




The fuck? I mean, seriously, it needed a friendly against Salzgitter to realize you actually might need this player next season???? Come on, Allofs, you old mood-swingy bitch, does that look like a consistent well-thought through decision? This might discredit your authority a bit. Or is poor Petri slaving for free on the Werder pitch? Idgi. Irdgi.

On a second thought, are they then going to re-sign Frings next week and present im to us as the next-best-bright thing on the sixer position?????

(That would be odd and nice at the same time - do I have to understand that? I am not sure if I can relate to that or whether I am willing to join Allofs on that hell of a rollercoaster ride he is timetravelling on these days. He is such a flip-flopper! Seriously, this foolery does NOT shed a particularly good light on his transfer decisions - as well as on himself. Wake me up when this joke is over! I get dizzy!)

The source for all this is BILD, I am sorry to use those dickheads as source, but so far no one else had those breaking news. They quote Allofs as saying, change is not useful when you lack a good centre back. Uh-huh. So Pasanen is a good enough back up but Frings not?? I mean sure, Pasanen is a little less high maintenance and less vocal. Urgh, I should stop making sense of this.

the fuck?, former players, defense? what defense?, contract news, general dizzyness, kats = old grumpy bums, nostalgia, others: klaus allofs, quo vadis?, new signing, ex-player: petri pasanen, ex-player: petri pasanen= new transfer, fifty! = half a century old!, pokerface fail, Blöd = blöd

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