Aaaaaand Out He Goes. In Comes: Silvestre.
How much worser can it possibly get, you're rightly asking these days. Lemme top that for you.
How about: Schmidt won't be fielded due to an injury.
Here he is, frolickin' by the pool a few days ago.
But ever since today, Schmidt miraculously got, what else: a rupture of a muscle fibre! It's the most popular injury this season at WB. Got it during training and won't be fielded against Hoffenheim, this Saturday.
Instead we can expect Silvestre. I really don't have much to say about that other than that we are hopefully going to play 4-5-1 or something (that is 9-1 actually) so we don't get trashed too badly.
It is so sad. So sad. For the odds, even if it sounds counterintuitive, were not against us per se. Hoffenheim has been affected by recent transfers and manager-sacking. Bestest prerequisites to maybe (maybe) do some scoring. They lack Gustavo and Ba... But now that we are freely handing out invitations to get overrun and trashed even to really rubbisher teams with overweight players from Turkey's Süperlig, things have turned to the worse. I mean, they did not even had to try hard. And you thought we already had it bad.
Let's worship the gods of football for a sec!
I am off to sacrifice a chicken or two or whatever I get hold of. To appease the wrath of the gods.... Why, oh why do they hate WB so much?
Might need balls too...
How about: Schmidt won't be fielded due to an injury.
Here he is, frolickin' by the pool a few days ago.
But ever since today, Schmidt miraculously got, what else: a rupture of a muscle fibre! It's the most popular injury this season at WB. Got it during training and won't be fielded against Hoffenheim, this Saturday.
Instead we can expect Silvestre. I really don't have much to say about that other than that we are hopefully going to play 4-5-1 or something (that is 9-1 actually) so we don't get trashed too badly.
It is so sad. So sad. For the odds, even if it sounds counterintuitive, were not against us per se. Hoffenheim has been affected by recent transfers and manager-sacking. Bestest prerequisites to maybe (maybe) do some scoring. They lack Gustavo and Ba... But now that we are freely handing out invitations to get overrun and trashed even to really rubbisher teams with overweight players from Turkey's Süperlig, things have turned to the worse. I mean, they did not even had to try hard. And you thought we already had it bad.
Let's worship the gods of football for a sec!
I am off to sacrifice a chicken or two or whatever I get hold of. To appease the wrath of the gods.... Why, oh why do they hate WB so much?
Might need balls too...