Only At CTY...
This is just the list from RealCTY minus the lame ones.
Only at CTY...
...can you lovetape someone you don't know (and not be sued for harassment)
...can your RA be in the shower when the fire alarm goes off, have to go outside in a towel and have Synergy stare at her (SAR 06.1)
...only RAs? This happened to me (I'm a student) LMU 06.1
...This happened to my friend [a student] every single fire alarm. Or we called hall meeting. It was hilarious [EAS, 06.2]
...are people psuedo-immortality whores and feel the need to write down all sorts of inside jokes on this page.
...and proud of it.
...insanely proud
...is Sexual Harassment a Joke (JHU 06.2)
...is homesexuality and cross-dressing encouraged.
...do people worship a delicious piece of golden-fried chicken (All hail the Island Coconut Chicken!) LAN.06.2
...it died for our sins!
...so did Rachel and Christ
...because of Kai
...is boob molesting taught by nevermores
...Does your RA tell you that you can't wear goggles just becase you want to! (LAN 06.2)
...does Jesus Fucking Christ have a second meaning (it's a one time thing.) LAN 06.2
...is a frisbee almost essential.
...is a pack of cards equally as, if not more, essential.
...are the most common card games played Hearts, B.S., Big 2, Spades, Palace, Mao, Spit, Egyptian Ratscrew, Chinese Poker, and Presidents.
...is grab-ass a common game whether it be in the water or on land.
...do people dress in their wackiest clothes because no one will make fun of them for it.
...are people lightly scorned for being athletic.
...are people heavily scorned for studying.
...do people have competitions to put the most suffixes on a word (rockxorationage-esqueosityness)
...can nerds be so sexy
...are you never asked whether or not cement and milk are elements (they're not). LAN 06.2
...is there one class for seven hours a day.
...do you realize that implementing the undead actually is a more realistic approach than whatever you were thinking about
...do people form lifelong friendships during the course of three weeks.
...this is sooooo true
...is gambling mildly promoted at Casino Night.
...do guys participate in Fairy Princess Day.
...do people cuddle like there's no tomorrow.
...are girls jealous of guys' boobs.
...do people rave shamelessly.
...is the Last Supper a 15 minute affair with speeches and same-sex tongue-kissing,
and ends with everyone tramping off to dance to Rock Lobster.
...can entire works of Douglas Adams be recited from memory.
...do people become avid Rocky Horror, They Might Be Giants, and R.E.M. fans.
...do lanyard collectors get their roots.
...do RAs sell their bodies to eachother for our entertainment.
...does everyone (and we mean EVERYONE) gets a gf/bf
...are minor revolutions staged over an RA's refusal to run Acting Improv the way it ordinarily is run.
...do people form a protest over a song unplayed.
...is eXtreme go-fish a battle to the death
...are lanyards considered the same as jelly bracelets
...do we slap babies to save the world
...do we spend movie nights laying on people's bellies across the lawn
...can "suck my butt" be an answer to anything
...does somebody spill their food at the cafeteria virtually every day
...do the guys at soccer camp make fun of us, and we make fun of them back
...can you attack the grass
...do people from all around the world(including Chile, Egpyt, and Hong Kong) come to unite as nerds
... Do people have arguments about whether a single 'mento' should be referred to as a 'mento' or a 'mentos'.
...do rinas and cty-nerds come together to insult each other
...people will work themselves into a fury when they hear the words "free books"
...will "nerd" and "geek" be taken as compliments 100% of the time and people proudly refer to CTY as "nerd camp". (THAT IS SO TRUE!)
...can boys be both sexy and smart
...can you find people with hand-drawn Magic: the Gathering card backs taped to the front of their binders
...does not finishing your homework in study hall mean nothing and you don't have to bring it back "home" to finish it
...does God swing his lanyard every time you kill a squirrel (Lan05.1)
...can orgies, kissing, grabass, smackass, and groingrab be completely platonic
...are orgies more public and commonplace than kissing
...do crazed students find dead squirrels and beg their teachers to allow them to dissect said squirrels
...do students fish for squirrels with donuts from the dining hall
...are boys complimented on their ability to wear girl-pants
...do you walk around singing "WHEN I THINK ABOUT YOU I TOUCH MYSELF"
...do you walk around shouting "Die, die, die, die! Live, live, live, live! Sex, sex, sex, sex! More, more, more, more! ORGY!!"
...can you send penis-shaped balloons flying around the room---and make any and all dirty jokes that occur to you--- without getting in trouble
...does every meal consist of SOME type of potato (carlisle and lancaster and LMU)
...actually i remember one meal that didn't. It was all anyone talked about the whole meal. (LMU 06.1)
...must you take pictures of anything and everything
...is rice served breakfast, lunch, and dinner (HPU)
...do people form words using the periodic table (Iridium, Oxygen, Nickle, Carbon: Ir O Ni C)
...are grass orgies a required experience
...can a boy be the prettiest girl on campus
...can you hear words like ericoid
...can you use a violin to pick up girls (or an electric violin, or bagpipes)
...can you hear two guys have a serious conversations about how lines can/can’t have area
...can you hear people arguing about figures of speech at Passionfruit
...can someone say "He's got the big guns hidden under his skirt."
...can you appreciate the true stupidity of the rinas
...does your mom call to tell you that you can't take medications and drink alcohol at the same time
...do you have "Optimum Breakfast Time"
...can you room a punk, a hippie, and a billionare
...can you get class back on track by talking about a cow
...can you witness 2 animal controll guys and a huge policeman with a net the size of a small CTYer chase a squirrel around a tree for hours
...can guys squeal "That squirrel is so cute!!" (LMU 06-2)
...does someone think trees are vegetables
...is gravity overrated
...can you make up a word like "splootch" and have everyone understand it
...does everyone have some type of musical ability or talent
...does EVERYTHING LEAD TO SEX
...is the accordion cool (CAR Talent Show, 05)
...are the three most obvious religious groups atheists, Jews, and Pastafarians.
...do people spend most of the money they have on energy drinks
...are you campsick 49 weeks out of the year...
...can you join 30 students skipping down the street while singing "Build Me Up Buttercup," just like a cheesy 60's movie (CAR.06.1)
...do girls dance around their hall with no shirts on having an STD...Spontaneous Techno Dance Party (CAR.06.1)
...can over $1000 dollars worth of alcoholic drinks be found in the celings (someone for the love of god, please tell the story behind this, and where said things could/were found)(JHU 06)
...can multiple straight guys sleep in the same bed and not mind
...can even the newbies immediately find the wall of "Adult DVDs" at Record and Tapes (JHU)
...can people shout blasphemys at random people and not get in trouble (LAN 06)
...does your RA tell you that you can't wear science goggles just because you feel like it
...while the nation is in the middle of a same-sex marriage debate, do you celebrate the nation's birthday by cross-dressing
...do you NOT JOKE ABOUT LANYARD SWINGING
Frank Wang only swung his lanyard once...the world didn't need another Grand Canyon.
...can people can juggle three rubik's cubes and solve them at the same time (LMU 06-1)
...can you have an emo soda machine (I am broken - inside) (in K-W, CAR 06.2)
...can you trick an entire room of people into listening to you read the ingredients of Pringles (in English and Spanish) by telling them there are Hitchhiker's Guide references hidden inside (LAN 06.2)
...can you find "mandatory fun", "inescapable bliss", and "required jubilee"
...does Jorge yell GO HOME! and students yell back NOBODY LOVES YOU!! without any
authoritative punishment. (LMU 06.2)
...do you say "I Fountain East Quad" and have everyone understand you (LMU 06.2)
...Can you argue with your friends over who's geekier...and *want* to be the geekier one.
...is Duct tape not only a tool but a fasion statement.
...can two girls cause a fire drill for all of KW at 7 am in a desperate attempt to straighten hair (Carlisle 06.2)
...can playing Texas Hold 'Em for two hours in class be considered "learning"
...can a couple of guys come up with a way to toast pop tarts on a household lamp, and break it(RIP-the Toaster^^), releasing possibly deadly gas into the room (Thank god for shea...).
...do guys go to class without pants (LMU 2-06)
...can two guys stare into a tree and have a dozen people also stare in the tree trying to figure out what's up there (CAR 06.2)
...can someone refer to themselves as "rebellious" because they claim to be 100% heterosexual
...is mealtime the worst part of the day (LMU)
...can you hang out in the laundry room for hours until Frank kicks you out
...will people have illegal sleepovers with asian noodles at 2 in the morning
...can you find nerds who are amazing enough to make the rest of the cool world jealous =]
...can card-throwing be considered a talent.
...can people be found playing chess during a dance.
...can people be found asking each other and memorizing used quizbowl questions during a dance (LAN 06.1).
...does casual lunchtime conversation involve String Theory, Theodor Hertzl, and
sexual morality.
...will you invent something that's already been created and you didn't know it [JELLO SHOTS!] (Easton, '06-s.2)
...do people make jokes like, "Do you know what they say about grass? It's green." and people will laugh hysterically.
...do people memorize pi for fun
...and it quickly becomes a competition on who can correctly recite the most
...can there be a hall meeting where the first words are "please stop masturbating in the bathroom"
...all because there were to many people brushing their teth
...will the third floor be terrified because girls with toilet paper around their heads come upstairs and knock on every single door saying "We ran out of toilet paper...no idea why. Can we have yours? Or coffee...coffee is good." -- [Easton, s.2, '06 TPN forever]
...must rules be enforced on not studying
...can classical music be "blasted".
Only at CTY...
...can you lovetape someone you don't know (and not be sued for harassment)
...can your RA be in the shower when the fire alarm goes off, have to go outside in a towel and have Synergy stare at her (SAR 06.1)
...only RAs? This happened to me (I'm a student) LMU 06.1
...This happened to my friend [a student] every single fire alarm. Or we called hall meeting. It was hilarious [EAS, 06.2]
...are people psuedo-immortality whores and feel the need to write down all sorts of inside jokes on this page.
...and proud of it.
...insanely proud
...is Sexual Harassment a Joke (JHU 06.2)
...is homesexuality and cross-dressing encouraged.
...do people worship a delicious piece of golden-fried chicken (All hail the Island Coconut Chicken!) LAN.06.2
...it died for our sins!
...so did Rachel and Christ
...because of Kai
...is boob molesting taught by nevermores
...Does your RA tell you that you can't wear goggles just becase you want to! (LAN 06.2)
...does Jesus Fucking Christ have a second meaning (it's a one time thing.) LAN 06.2
...is a frisbee almost essential.
...is a pack of cards equally as, if not more, essential.
...are the most common card games played Hearts, B.S., Big 2, Spades, Palace, Mao, Spit, Egyptian Ratscrew, Chinese Poker, and Presidents.
...is grab-ass a common game whether it be in the water or on land.
...do people dress in their wackiest clothes because no one will make fun of them for it.
...are people lightly scorned for being athletic.
...are people heavily scorned for studying.
...do people have competitions to put the most suffixes on a word (rockxorationage-esqueosityness)
...can nerds be so sexy
...are you never asked whether or not cement and milk are elements (they're not). LAN 06.2
...is there one class for seven hours a day.
...do you realize that implementing the undead actually is a more realistic approach than whatever you were thinking about
...do people form lifelong friendships during the course of three weeks.
...this is sooooo true
...is gambling mildly promoted at Casino Night.
...do guys participate in Fairy Princess Day.
...do people cuddle like there's no tomorrow.
...are girls jealous of guys' boobs.
...do people rave shamelessly.
...is the Last Supper a 15 minute affair with speeches and same-sex tongue-kissing,
and ends with everyone tramping off to dance to Rock Lobster.
...can entire works of Douglas Adams be recited from memory.
...do people become avid Rocky Horror, They Might Be Giants, and R.E.M. fans.
...do lanyard collectors get their roots.
...do RAs sell their bodies to eachother for our entertainment.
...does everyone (and we mean EVERYONE) gets a gf/bf
...are minor revolutions staged over an RA's refusal to run Acting Improv the way it ordinarily is run.
...do people form a protest over a song unplayed.
...is eXtreme go-fish a battle to the death
...are lanyards considered the same as jelly bracelets
...do we slap babies to save the world
...do we spend movie nights laying on people's bellies across the lawn
...can "suck my butt" be an answer to anything
...does somebody spill their food at the cafeteria virtually every day
...do the guys at soccer camp make fun of us, and we make fun of them back
...can you attack the grass
...do people from all around the world(including Chile, Egpyt, and Hong Kong) come to unite as nerds
... Do people have arguments about whether a single 'mento' should be referred to as a 'mento' or a 'mentos'.
...do rinas and cty-nerds come together to insult each other
...people will work themselves into a fury when they hear the words "free books"
...will "nerd" and "geek" be taken as compliments 100% of the time and people proudly refer to CTY as "nerd camp". (THAT IS SO TRUE!)
...can boys be both sexy and smart
...can you find people with hand-drawn Magic: the Gathering card backs taped to the front of their binders
...does not finishing your homework in study hall mean nothing and you don't have to bring it back "home" to finish it
...does God swing his lanyard every time you kill a squirrel (Lan05.1)
...can orgies, kissing, grabass, smackass, and groingrab be completely platonic
...are orgies more public and commonplace than kissing
...do crazed students find dead squirrels and beg their teachers to allow them to dissect said squirrels
...do students fish for squirrels with donuts from the dining hall
...are boys complimented on their ability to wear girl-pants
...do you walk around singing "WHEN I THINK ABOUT YOU I TOUCH MYSELF"
...do you walk around shouting "Die, die, die, die! Live, live, live, live! Sex, sex, sex, sex! More, more, more, more! ORGY!!"
...can you send penis-shaped balloons flying around the room---and make any and all dirty jokes that occur to you--- without getting in trouble
...does every meal consist of SOME type of potato (carlisle and lancaster and LMU)
...actually i remember one meal that didn't. It was all anyone talked about the whole meal. (LMU 06.1)
...must you take pictures of anything and everything
...is rice served breakfast, lunch, and dinner (HPU)
...do people form words using the periodic table (Iridium, Oxygen, Nickle, Carbon: Ir O Ni C)
...are grass orgies a required experience
...can a boy be the prettiest girl on campus
...can you hear words like ericoid
...can you use a violin to pick up girls (or an electric violin, or bagpipes)
...can you hear two guys have a serious conversations about how lines can/can’t have area
...can you hear people arguing about figures of speech at Passionfruit
...can someone say "He's got the big guns hidden under his skirt."
...can you appreciate the true stupidity of the rinas
...does your mom call to tell you that you can't take medications and drink alcohol at the same time
...do you have "Optimum Breakfast Time"
...can you room a punk, a hippie, and a billionare
...can you get class back on track by talking about a cow
...can you witness 2 animal controll guys and a huge policeman with a net the size of a small CTYer chase a squirrel around a tree for hours
...can guys squeal "That squirrel is so cute!!" (LMU 06-2)
...does someone think trees are vegetables
...is gravity overrated
...can you make up a word like "splootch" and have everyone understand it
...does everyone have some type of musical ability or talent
...does EVERYTHING LEAD TO SEX
...is the accordion cool (CAR Talent Show, 05)
...are the three most obvious religious groups atheists, Jews, and Pastafarians.
...do people spend most of the money they have on energy drinks
...are you campsick 49 weeks out of the year...
...can you join 30 students skipping down the street while singing "Build Me Up Buttercup," just like a cheesy 60's movie (CAR.06.1)
...do girls dance around their hall with no shirts on having an STD...Spontaneous Techno Dance Party (CAR.06.1)
...can over $1000 dollars worth of alcoholic drinks be found in the celings (someone for the love of god, please tell the story behind this, and where said things could/were found)(JHU 06)
...can multiple straight guys sleep in the same bed and not mind
...can even the newbies immediately find the wall of "Adult DVDs" at Record and Tapes (JHU)
...can people shout blasphemys at random people and not get in trouble (LAN 06)
...does your RA tell you that you can't wear science goggles just because you feel like it
...while the nation is in the middle of a same-sex marriage debate, do you celebrate the nation's birthday by cross-dressing
...do you NOT JOKE ABOUT LANYARD SWINGING
Frank Wang only swung his lanyard once...the world didn't need another Grand Canyon.
...can people can juggle three rubik's cubes and solve them at the same time (LMU 06-1)
...can you have an emo soda machine (I am broken - inside) (in K-W, CAR 06.2)
...can you trick an entire room of people into listening to you read the ingredients of Pringles (in English and Spanish) by telling them there are Hitchhiker's Guide references hidden inside (LAN 06.2)
...can you find "mandatory fun", "inescapable bliss", and "required jubilee"
...does Jorge yell GO HOME! and students yell back NOBODY LOVES YOU!! without any
authoritative punishment. (LMU 06.2)
...do you say "I Fountain East Quad" and have everyone understand you (LMU 06.2)
...Can you argue with your friends over who's geekier...and *want* to be the geekier one.
...is Duct tape not only a tool but a fasion statement.
...can two girls cause a fire drill for all of KW at 7 am in a desperate attempt to straighten hair (Carlisle 06.2)
...can playing Texas Hold 'Em for two hours in class be considered "learning"
...can a couple of guys come up with a way to toast pop tarts on a household lamp, and break it(RIP-the Toaster^^), releasing possibly deadly gas into the room (Thank god for shea...).
...do guys go to class without pants (LMU 2-06)
...can two guys stare into a tree and have a dozen people also stare in the tree trying to figure out what's up there (CAR 06.2)
...can someone refer to themselves as "rebellious" because they claim to be 100% heterosexual
...is mealtime the worst part of the day (LMU)
...can you hang out in the laundry room for hours until Frank kicks you out
...will people have illegal sleepovers with asian noodles at 2 in the morning
...can you find nerds who are amazing enough to make the rest of the cool world jealous =]
...can card-throwing be considered a talent.
...can people be found playing chess during a dance.
...can people be found asking each other and memorizing used quizbowl questions during a dance (LAN 06.1).
...does casual lunchtime conversation involve String Theory, Theodor Hertzl, and
sexual morality.
...will you invent something that's already been created and you didn't know it [JELLO SHOTS!] (Easton, '06-s.2)
...do people make jokes like, "Do you know what they say about grass? It's green." and people will laugh hysterically.
...do people memorize pi for fun
...and it quickly becomes a competition on who can correctly recite the most
...can there be a hall meeting where the first words are "please stop masturbating in the bathroom"
...all because there were to many people brushing their teth
...will the third floor be terrified because girls with toilet paper around their heads come upstairs and knock on every single door saying "We ran out of toilet paper...no idea why. Can we have yours? Or coffee...coffee is good." -- [Easton, s.2, '06 TPN forever]
...must rules be enforced on not studying
...can classical music be "blasted".