My name is Ashley Tae Brand'l. I love Savannah Lynn Douglas more than anything in the whole wide world.
She is my lesbian lover. Touch her and I'll cut your fucking face off.
We love sceney weenies. And cocaine. And creepy fat kids that get fired from American Apparel. Specifically ones named Andrew Howard McLees.
We love nu metal and parachute pants. Ashley just got this siq new tat on her leg of a pentagram.
STOP! Hammer time.