I'm Rather Bored At the Moment
1. Taken a picture naked? Not that I recollect. I don't like cameras much, anyway.
2. Painted your room? Probably at some point in time... We've gone through quite a few houses, and I've done a lot of painting.
3. Kissed a member of the same sex? I don't remember ever kissing anyone.
4. Driven a car? Unfortunately.
5. Danced in front of your mirror? I'm not a big fan of either of those... dancing or mirrors... So... No.
6. Have a crush? Negative.
7. Been dumped? Nuh uh.
8. Stole money from a friend? None of my friends have money.
9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? Well, I guess when I left the hospital after I was born, I'd technically just met my parents, right?
10. Been in a fist fight? Well... My brother likes to use fist, but I use my expert jujitsu/judo skills to.. basically just sit on 'im. Which makes 'im really mad.
11. Snuck out of your house? Why would I want to do that?
12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Feelings? What's that?
13. Been arrested? I've tried... but cops seem to be scared of me or somethin'.
14. Made out with a stranger? I don't understand the question.
15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? Do... family or school-related functions count?
16. Left your house without telling your parents? Perhaps once or twice. But they weren't home.
17. Had a crush on your neighbor? I tried to crush my neighbor once...
18. Ditched school to do something more fun? More fun than school?! Are you crazy!?
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? Well, yeah. Them nightmares is scary.
20. Seen someone die? People always make me leave before the actual death occurs... I always miss the good part.
21. Been on a plane? Aye.
22. Kissed a picture? Eh?
23. Slept in until 3? Psh. Yeah.
24. Love someone right now? Aye.
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Of course not. I'd get dirty.
26. Made a snow angel? What is "snow"?
27. Played dress up? I used to have this ninja turtle costume thing... but... I never liked wearing it.
29. Been lonely? Aye...
30. Fallen asleep at work/school? Many, many, many times.
31. Been to a club? Depends on what you mean by "club"...
32. Felt an earthquake? No.
33. Touched a snake? Snakes are fun!
34. Ran a red light? If I did, I didn't notice it was red...
35. Been suspended from school? I tried, but failed.
36. Had detention? I did! Go me! For hitting a kid in the face while we were playing dodgeball...
37. Been in a car accident? Let's just say that Mother Dearest isn't the best driver around... And come to think of it, neither is Brother Dearest.
38. Hated the way you look? No.
39. Witnessed a crime? I'm thinkin 99% of Americans likely have, since speeding is a crime...
40. Pole danced? I don't even know what that is.
41. Been lost? If you're not trying to get anywhere, you can't get lost.
42. Been to the opposite side of the country? Hmm... I guess that'd be the north end... *checks* Nuh uh.
43. Felt like dying? Constantly.
44. Cried yourself to sleep? Aye.
45. Been on TV or radio? I managed to get out of it.
46. Sang karaoke? Psh. No.
47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? I tend not to bother telling myself what I am and am not gonna do. I never listen, anyway.
48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Uh... No.
49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Again with this "snow" thing!
50. Kissed in the rain? No.
51. Sang in the shower? Mmhmm.
52. Made love in a park? No.
53. Had a dream that you married someone? Not that I remember.
54. Glued your hand to something? I glued my fingers together a few times... but... I just pulled 'em apart.
55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? What?
56. Ever gone to school partially naked? Well, yeah... With my hands and head uncovered.
57. Been a cheerleader? I'm neither cheerful, nor a leader. What do YOU think?
58. Sat on a roof top? Aye.
59. Didn't take a shower for a week? Probably.
60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? Uh... No?
61. Played chicken? What's that?
62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Well, that one guy tried, but... He ended up in the pool.
63. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? Not that I recall. My hateful look tends to keep strangers away.
64. Broken a bone? I'm invincible.
65. Been easily amused? On occasion.
66. Laugh so hard you cry? Not that I recall.
67. Mooned/flashed someone? No.
68. Cheated on a test? Why in the world would I want to do that?
69. Forgotten someone's name? Yes. My own on occasion. And I'm not just saying that.
70. Slept naked? Aye.
71. Gone skinny dipping in a pool? Nay.
I really wish I knew was question 72 was. -- Eh?
73. Ever drank? Fluids are kinda vital for your body to... y'know.. keep on living.
74. Played a prank on someone? Hmm... Maybe. But pranks never really amused me.
75. Gone to a late night movie? No.
76. Made love to anything not human? No.
77. Failed a class? I've tried...
78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? I don't remember.
79. Played an instrument for more than 10 hours? Does a computer keyboard/controller/etc. count?
80. Cheated on a girl/boyfriend? Heh. No.
81. Did you celebrate the 4th of July? What's that?
82. Thrown strange objects? I guess...
83. Felt like killing someone? I don't feel like going to jail at the moment, so I'm not gonna answer this one.
84. Felt like running away? From what?
85. Ran away? From what?
86. Did drugs? Like... Tylenol?
87. Had detention and not attend it? Of course not. If they gave me a chance for extra school, I'm sure not gonna miss it!
89. Made a parent cry? Yeah. Stupid mommy.
90. Cried over someone? Hmm... Maybe.
91. Owned more than 5 sharpies? I dun think I've ever owned one...
92. Dated someone more than once? No.
93. Had/Have a dog? Aye.
95. Own an instrument? That's such a broad term.
96. Been in a band? Like... a band of unruly high school students roaming the halls, perhaps.
97. Drank 25 sodas in a day? Maybe... but probably not.
98. Broken a CD? Aye.
99. Shot a gun? I'm in Texas. If you wanna live in Texas, you HAVE to shoot stuff. It's the rules. Seriously.
100. Had feelings for one of your best/good friends? Hmm... I s'pose.
( ) Rocky Horror Picture Show
( ) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
( ) Boondock Saints
( ) The Mexican
( ) Fight Club
( ) Starsky and Hutch
( ) Neverending Story
( ) Blazing Saddles
( ) Airplane
Total: 1
( ) The Princess Bride
( ) Young Frankenstien
( ) Anchor Man: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
( ) Napoleon Dynamite
( ) Labyrinth
( ) Saw
( ) Saw II
( ) White Noise
( ) White Oleander
( ) Anger Management
( ) 50 First Dates
( ) Jason X
Total: 0
( ) Scream
( ) Scream 2
( ) Scream 3
( ) Scary Movie
( ) Scary Movie 2
( ) Scary Movie 3
(x) American Pie
( ) American Pie 2
(x) American Wedding
Total: 2
( ) Harry Potter
( ) Harry Potter 2
( ) Harry Potter 3
( ) Harry Potter 4
( ) Resident Evil I
( ) Resident Evil 2
( ) The Wedding Singer
( ) Little Black Book
( ) The Village
( ) Donnie Darko
( ) Lilo & Stitch.
( ) Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch has a Glitch
Total: 0
(x) Finding Nemo
( ) Finding Neverland
( ) Signs
(x) The Grinch
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
(x) White Chicks
( ) Butterfly Effect
( ) suddenly 30
(x) I, Robot
Total: 4
( ) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
( ) Universal Soldier
( ) A Series Of Unfortunate Events
( ) Along Came Polly
( ) Deep Impact
( ) KingPin
( ) Never Been Kissed
( ) Meet The Parents
( ) Meet the Fockers
( ) Eight Crazy Nights
( ) Joe Dirt
Total: 0
( ) A Cinderella Story
( ) the Terminal
( ) the Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
( ) Dumb & Dumberer
( ) Final Destination 2
( ) Halloween
( ) The Ring
( ) The Ring 2
Total: 1
( ) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
( ) Practical Magic
( ) Chicago
( ) Ghost Ship
( ) From Hell
( ) Hellboy
( ) Secret Window
( ) I Am Sam..
( ) The Whole Nine Yards
Total: 0
( ) The Day After Tomorrow
( ) Child's Play
( ) Bride of Chucky
( ) Ten Things I Hate About You
( ) Just Married
( ) Gothika
( ) Nightmare on Elm Street
( ) Sixteen Candles
(x) Remember the Titans
( ) Coach Carter
( ) Bad Boys
Total: 1
( ) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride
( ) Se7en
( ) Ocean's Eleven
( ) Ocean's Twelve
( ) Identity
( ) Lone Star
( ) Bedazzled
( ) Predator I
( ) Predator II
TOTAL: 0
(x) Independence Day
( ) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
( ) Darkness Falls
( ) Christine
( ) ET
( ) Children of the Corn
( ) My Boss' daughter
( ) Maid in Manhattan
( ) Frailty
Total: 1
( ) Best Bet
( ) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
( ) She's All That
( ) Calendar Girls
( ) Sideways
( ) Mars Attacks
( ) Event Horizon
( ) Ever After
(x) Forrest Gump
( ) Big Trouble in Little China
Total: 1
(x) X-Men
( ) X2
(x) Spider-Man
( ) Spider-Man 2
( ) Sky High
( ) Jeepers Creepers
( ) Jeepers Creepers 2
( ) Catch Me If You Can
( ) The Others
( ) Freaky Friday
( ) Reign of Fire
( ) Cruel Intentions
( ) Cruel Intentions 2
( ) The Hot Chick
Total: 2
( ) Swimf@n
( ) Miracle
( ) Old School
( ) The Notebook
( ) K-Pax
( ) Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
( ) Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
( ) Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
( ) A Walk to Remember
( ) Boogeyman
Total: 0
( ) Hitch
( ) The Fifth Element
(x) Star Wars Episode I The Phantom Menace
(x) Star Wars Episode II Attack of The Clones
( ) Star Wars Episode III Revenge of The Sith
(x) Star Wars Episode IV A New Hope
(x) Star Wars Episode V The Empire Strikes Back
(x) Star Wars Episode VI Return of The Jedi
( ) Troop Beverly Hills
( ) Swimming with Sharks
Total: 5
( ) Air Force One
( ) For Richer or Poorer
( ) Trainspotting
( ) People Under the Stairs
( ) Blue Velvet
( ) Sound of Music
( ) Parent Trap
( ) Parent Trap Re-make
( ) The Birds
(x) The Terminator
(x) Terminator-2
( ) T-3
Total: 2
( ) Empire Records
( ) SLC Punk
( ) Meet Joe Black
( ) Nightmare Before Christmas
( ) The Silence of the Lambs
( ) Sleepy Hollow
( ) I Heart Huckabees
( ) 24 Hour Party People
( ) Blood In Blood Out
Total: 0
( ) Thirteen
( ) Manic
( ) American History X
( ) Deep Blue Sea
(x) George of the Jungle
( ) Canadian Bacon
( ) Big Black Titties
( ) How High
( ) The Jackel
( ) My Little Ponys Grand Adventure 2
Total: 1
2. Painted your room? Probably at some point in time... We've gone through quite a few houses, and I've done a lot of painting.
3. Kissed a member of the same sex? I don't remember ever kissing anyone.
4. Driven a car? Unfortunately.
5. Danced in front of your mirror? I'm not a big fan of either of those... dancing or mirrors... So... No.
6. Have a crush? Negative.
7. Been dumped? Nuh uh.
8. Stole money from a friend? None of my friends have money.
9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? Well, I guess when I left the hospital after I was born, I'd technically just met my parents, right?
10. Been in a fist fight? Well... My brother likes to use fist, but I use my expert jujitsu/judo skills to.. basically just sit on 'im. Which makes 'im really mad.
11. Snuck out of your house? Why would I want to do that?
12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Feelings? What's that?
13. Been arrested? I've tried... but cops seem to be scared of me or somethin'.
14. Made out with a stranger? I don't understand the question.
15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? Do... family or school-related functions count?
16. Left your house without telling your parents? Perhaps once or twice. But they weren't home.
17. Had a crush on your neighbor? I tried to crush my neighbor once...
18. Ditched school to do something more fun? More fun than school?! Are you crazy!?
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? Well, yeah. Them nightmares is scary.
20. Seen someone die? People always make me leave before the actual death occurs... I always miss the good part.
21. Been on a plane? Aye.
22. Kissed a picture? Eh?
23. Slept in until 3? Psh. Yeah.
24. Love someone right now? Aye.
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Of course not. I'd get dirty.
26. Made a snow angel? What is "snow"?
27. Played dress up? I used to have this ninja turtle costume thing... but... I never liked wearing it.
29. Been lonely? Aye...
30. Fallen asleep at work/school? Many, many, many times.
31. Been to a club? Depends on what you mean by "club"...
32. Felt an earthquake? No.
33. Touched a snake? Snakes are fun!
34. Ran a red light? If I did, I didn't notice it was red...
35. Been suspended from school? I tried, but failed.
36. Had detention? I did! Go me! For hitting a kid in the face while we were playing dodgeball...
37. Been in a car accident? Let's just say that Mother Dearest isn't the best driver around... And come to think of it, neither is Brother Dearest.
38. Hated the way you look? No.
39. Witnessed a crime? I'm thinkin 99% of Americans likely have, since speeding is a crime...
40. Pole danced? I don't even know what that is.
41. Been lost? If you're not trying to get anywhere, you can't get lost.
42. Been to the opposite side of the country? Hmm... I guess that'd be the north end... *checks* Nuh uh.
43. Felt like dying? Constantly.
44. Cried yourself to sleep? Aye.
45. Been on TV or radio? I managed to get out of it.
46. Sang karaoke? Psh. No.
47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? I tend not to bother telling myself what I am and am not gonna do. I never listen, anyway.
48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Uh... No.
49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Again with this "snow" thing!
50. Kissed in the rain? No.
51. Sang in the shower? Mmhmm.
52. Made love in a park? No.
53. Had a dream that you married someone? Not that I remember.
54. Glued your hand to something? I glued my fingers together a few times... but... I just pulled 'em apart.
55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? What?
56. Ever gone to school partially naked? Well, yeah... With my hands and head uncovered.
57. Been a cheerleader? I'm neither cheerful, nor a leader. What do YOU think?
58. Sat on a roof top? Aye.
59. Didn't take a shower for a week? Probably.
60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? Uh... No?
61. Played chicken? What's that?
62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Well, that one guy tried, but... He ended up in the pool.
63. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? Not that I recall. My hateful look tends to keep strangers away.
64. Broken a bone? I'm invincible.
65. Been easily amused? On occasion.
66. Laugh so hard you cry? Not that I recall.
67. Mooned/flashed someone? No.
68. Cheated on a test? Why in the world would I want to do that?
69. Forgotten someone's name? Yes. My own on occasion. And I'm not just saying that.
70. Slept naked? Aye.
71. Gone skinny dipping in a pool? Nay.
I really wish I knew was question 72 was. -- Eh?
73. Ever drank? Fluids are kinda vital for your body to... y'know.. keep on living.
74. Played a prank on someone? Hmm... Maybe. But pranks never really amused me.
75. Gone to a late night movie? No.
76. Made love to anything not human? No.
77. Failed a class? I've tried...
78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? I don't remember.
79. Played an instrument for more than 10 hours? Does a computer keyboard/controller/etc. count?
80. Cheated on a girl/boyfriend? Heh. No.
81. Did you celebrate the 4th of July? What's that?
82. Thrown strange objects? I guess...
83. Felt like killing someone? I don't feel like going to jail at the moment, so I'm not gonna answer this one.
84. Felt like running away? From what?
85. Ran away? From what?
86. Did drugs? Like... Tylenol?
87. Had detention and not attend it? Of course not. If they gave me a chance for extra school, I'm sure not gonna miss it!
89. Made a parent cry? Yeah. Stupid mommy.
90. Cried over someone? Hmm... Maybe.
91. Owned more than 5 sharpies? I dun think I've ever owned one...
92. Dated someone more than once? No.
93. Had/Have a dog? Aye.
95. Own an instrument? That's such a broad term.
96. Been in a band? Like... a band of unruly high school students roaming the halls, perhaps.
97. Drank 25 sodas in a day? Maybe... but probably not.
98. Broken a CD? Aye.
99. Shot a gun? I'm in Texas. If you wanna live in Texas, you HAVE to shoot stuff. It's the rules. Seriously.
100. Had feelings for one of your best/good friends? Hmm... I s'pose.
( ) Rocky Horror Picture Show
( ) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
( ) Boondock Saints
( ) The Mexican
( ) Fight Club
( ) Starsky and Hutch
( ) Neverending Story
( ) Blazing Saddles
( ) Airplane
Total: 1
( ) The Princess Bride
( ) Young Frankenstien
( ) Anchor Man: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
( ) Napoleon Dynamite
( ) Labyrinth
( ) Saw
( ) Saw II
( ) White Noise
( ) White Oleander
( ) Anger Management
( ) 50 First Dates
( ) Jason X
Total: 0
( ) Scream
( ) Scream 2
( ) Scream 3
( ) Scary Movie
( ) Scary Movie 2
( ) Scary Movie 3
(x) American Pie
( ) American Pie 2
(x) American Wedding
Total: 2
( ) Harry Potter
( ) Harry Potter 2
( ) Harry Potter 3
( ) Harry Potter 4
( ) Resident Evil I
( ) Resident Evil 2
( ) The Wedding Singer
( ) Little Black Book
( ) The Village
( ) Donnie Darko
( ) Lilo & Stitch.
( ) Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch has a Glitch
Total: 0
(x) Finding Nemo
( ) Finding Neverland
( ) Signs
(x) The Grinch
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
(x) White Chicks
( ) Butterfly Effect
( ) suddenly 30
(x) I, Robot
Total: 4
( ) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
( ) Universal Soldier
( ) A Series Of Unfortunate Events
( ) Along Came Polly
( ) Deep Impact
( ) KingPin
( ) Never Been Kissed
( ) Meet The Parents
( ) Meet the Fockers
( ) Eight Crazy Nights
( ) Joe Dirt
Total: 0
( ) A Cinderella Story
( ) the Terminal
( ) the Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
( ) Dumb & Dumberer
( ) Final Destination 2
( ) Halloween
( ) The Ring
( ) The Ring 2
Total: 1
( ) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
( ) Practical Magic
( ) Chicago
( ) Ghost Ship
( ) From Hell
( ) Hellboy
( ) Secret Window
( ) I Am Sam..
( ) The Whole Nine Yards
Total: 0
( ) The Day After Tomorrow
( ) Child's Play
( ) Bride of Chucky
( ) Ten Things I Hate About You
( ) Just Married
( ) Gothika
( ) Nightmare on Elm Street
( ) Sixteen Candles
(x) Remember the Titans
( ) Coach Carter
( ) Bad Boys
Total: 1
( ) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride
( ) Se7en
( ) Ocean's Eleven
( ) Ocean's Twelve
( ) Identity
( ) Lone Star
( ) Bedazzled
( ) Predator I
( ) Predator II
TOTAL: 0
(x) Independence Day
( ) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
( ) Darkness Falls
( ) Christine
( ) ET
( ) Children of the Corn
( ) My Boss' daughter
( ) Maid in Manhattan
( ) Frailty
Total: 1
( ) Best Bet
( ) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
( ) She's All That
( ) Calendar Girls
( ) Sideways
( ) Mars Attacks
( ) Event Horizon
( ) Ever After
(x) Forrest Gump
( ) Big Trouble in Little China
Total: 1
(x) X-Men
( ) X2
(x) Spider-Man
( ) Spider-Man 2
( ) Sky High
( ) Jeepers Creepers
( ) Jeepers Creepers 2
( ) Catch Me If You Can
( ) The Others
( ) Freaky Friday
( ) Reign of Fire
( ) Cruel Intentions
( ) Cruel Intentions 2
( ) The Hot Chick
Total: 2
( ) Swimf@n
( ) Miracle
( ) Old School
( ) The Notebook
( ) K-Pax
( ) Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
( ) Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
( ) Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
( ) A Walk to Remember
( ) Boogeyman
Total: 0
( ) Hitch
( ) The Fifth Element
(x) Star Wars Episode I The Phantom Menace
(x) Star Wars Episode II Attack of The Clones
( ) Star Wars Episode III Revenge of The Sith
(x) Star Wars Episode IV A New Hope
(x) Star Wars Episode V The Empire Strikes Back
(x) Star Wars Episode VI Return of The Jedi
( ) Troop Beverly Hills
( ) Swimming with Sharks
Total: 5
( ) Air Force One
( ) For Richer or Poorer
( ) Trainspotting
( ) People Under the Stairs
( ) Blue Velvet
( ) Sound of Music
( ) Parent Trap
( ) Parent Trap Re-make
( ) The Birds
(x) The Terminator
(x) Terminator-2
( ) T-3
Total: 2
( ) Empire Records
( ) SLC Punk
( ) Meet Joe Black
( ) Nightmare Before Christmas
( ) The Silence of the Lambs
( ) Sleepy Hollow
( ) I Heart Huckabees
( ) 24 Hour Party People
( ) Blood In Blood Out
Total: 0
( ) Thirteen
( ) Manic
( ) American History X
( ) Deep Blue Sea
(x) George of the Jungle
( ) Canadian Bacon
( ) Big Black Titties
( ) How High
( ) The Jackel
( ) My Little Ponys Grand Adventure 2
Total: 1