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while government officials are extremely focused today on human plots to hijak planes, the frogs are quietly arming themselves for a bid at total world domination starting right in my backyard:
sure, sure, it's just a bo staff, laugh it up until you're blown to pieces by the nuclear missiles they've stockpiled in their underwater lairs. we shoulda known all along they'd be violent war mongerers, they're born wearing camoflage. they're going to spare my life and hook me up with a hot mermaid in exchange for any information i can give them about these $%^#%$^%# humans. they are unaware that i don't understand them, either.
sure, sure, it's just a bo staff, laugh it up until you're blown to pieces by the nuclear missiles they've stockpiled in their underwater lairs. we shoulda known all along they'd be violent war mongerers, they're born wearing camoflage. they're going to spare my life and hook me up with a hot mermaid in exchange for any information i can give them about these $%^#%$^%# humans. they are unaware that i don't understand them, either.